Holy Ghost Fire
There was a pastor who wanted to impress his audience by performing
miracles, so as to gain more audience. He
called his son and said to him, “On Sunday, you will go up into the
altar of the church with some used books and a matchbox,
then when I say Holy Ghost fire, you will light up the books with fire
and throw it in front of the church.”
On Sunday when the pastor was praying, he shouted, “HOLY GHOST FIRE!”.
His son quickly lit the paper and threw it in front of the church, the
people thought it was real, so they invited other people to the
church. This continued for many Sundays.
One Sunday while the pastor was praying, he shouted, “HOLY GHOST
FIRE!” No fire.
He repeated again, “HOLY
GHOST FIRE!” No fire. Agitated, he shouted for
the umpteenth time, “I SAY HOLY GHOST FIRE!” and his son immediately
shouted back, “daddy, matches have finished o!”. HOMEWORK
Okoh: Akpos can you please help me with my homework.
Akpos: sure why not
Okoh: what’s is the next country after USA
Akpos: USB
