Akpos attended a church service one sunday. He sat beside a very ugly
girl. While the pastor was
preaching. He said “tell the person seated next to you that he or she
is beautiful.”
Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor said
“hey!! Dullard where are u going?”. Akpos replied ” u dey craze?? i’m
changing seats, or do you want me to lie in the house of God?
Lolz… PainfulMoments
Which one is the most painful?
1. Studying for 7 years in a University, then stay home for 10 years unemployed!
2. Raise a child for 20 years, then find out he/she is not yours!
3. Work hard for the whole month, then go to the ATM and get robbed!
4. Going to school for 11months, then get your report written “to repeat”…
5. Being faithful to the person you call your Soulmate, then in
return, you get AIDS!
6. Study for the whole night for a test, then fail the test.
7. Being in a very good
relationship with someone and then end up marrying someone else.
8. You’re downloading an app of 5gb and when it reaches 98% your phone dies!
