1. A soldier man caught his wife in bed with his friend. Out of anger he took his gun nd shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted. "FRANK!! FRANK!!!. If u continue lyk diz, u will lose all ur friends o!!...
2. SON: Mum, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MUM: Idiot, it'z ur mom dat will die not mine...
3. Ochuko: Y ar u tiptoeing in front of d CHEMIST? Akpos: I don't want 2 wake d SLEEPING PILLS.
4. OKON: Y ar u writing diz letter so slow? AKPOS: Bcoz, d person I'm writing it to doesn't read fast.
5. Husband buys 5 of d same color of pants 4 his wife. WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will think I don't change my panties. HUSBAND: Which people?
6. Teacher: Our topic 4 2day is "question tag". E.g. Obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I av other examples. OCHUCKO: we go chop yam 2day. Chopin't it we? TEACHER: wrong, can anybody correct him? AKPOS: don't mind dat block head jaree. We go chop yam 2day. Yamin't we? Teacher faints!!.