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joke(improper wooing)

By olumuyiwa in 30 Jan 2016 | 18:09
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Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav
joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga,
(the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi
international! Importa & Exporta. I
ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main
market. As u are luking at me, nne a
dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s
every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my
training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am
a shaker. I yamu a man of timber &
plywood. I yamu rich and by d special
grace of God, I am the owner of di
biggest & powerfulu boutique u can
think of. I employ one lady to managin
it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone;
give her query with my mtn; fire her
with my glo; and hire another manger
with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO,
president, and first lady of di
conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in
my head and all di Nigerian boys dat
load market in there are under me. As I
yamu speaking to u now, they are
making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo
nile of china and by the special grace of
God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of
china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat,
I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send
money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a
bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I
have many boys under me? Is it my
fault dat I have plans of making u d
president of d biggest boutique in
Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u
to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o!
Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My
african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo
aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take
me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi
30 Jan 2016 | 18:09
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lolz
30 Jan 2016 | 18:27
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Chimoooo which gal get dis badluck?
30 Jan 2016 | 19:02
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lol this is one funny stuff
30 Jan 2016 | 19:24
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Make d gurl take speed tell am 'BACK TO SENDER'
30 Jan 2016 | 20:07
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Mr Aguyi infact ayam waiting for somebody like u since,i want u to buy laptop for me,not made in chinko ooo,buy lexus for my papa,buy amanda jeep for my mumsy,we av empty plot at back of our house,u can start 3 storey bulding for my family,after all these count me as ur lolo,infact ayam ur lolo already,hahahahaha aya m lefting cus rain is caming,call me when ur ready,your faithfully chi-chi
30 Jan 2016 | 20:39
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@coolbaby lol u are funny but dis na dey worst wooer for decade
30 Jan 2016 | 21:25
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seriously!!!
30 Jan 2016 | 21:26
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i knw fit laugh o
31 Jan 2016 | 01:23
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lol
31 Jan 2016 | 01:44
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@Frankkay hahaha no dulling,me i want to be Eze igbo Lolo in China ooo
31 Jan 2016 | 05:20
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Chimoo if dem sendi u tell dem say u no see me
31 Jan 2016 | 16:47
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@coolbaby na u sure pass
1 Feb 2016 | 04:53
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Like seriously cant stop laughing
2 Feb 2016 | 10:27
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lol funny wooing
4 Apr 2016 | 07:02
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Choi! Kileleyi?
4 Apr 2016 | 07:16
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Me sef no fit read am
4 Apr 2016 | 07:17
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Lol.. U go fear letter
25 Apr 2016 | 18:17
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