pardon the english with igbo
Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav
joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga,
(the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi
international! Importa & Exporta. I
ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main
market. As u are luking at me, nne a
dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s
every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my
training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am
a shaker. I yamu a man of timber &
plywood. I yamu rich and by d special
grace of God, I am the owner of di
biggest & powerfulu boutique u can
think of. I employ one lady to managin
it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone;
give her query with my mtn; fire her
with my glo; and hire another manger
with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO,
president, and first lady of di
conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in
my head and all di Nigerian boys dat
load market in there are under me. As I
yamu speaking to u now, they are
making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo
nile of china and by the special grace of
God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of
china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat,
I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send
money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a
bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I
have many boys under me? Is it my
fault dat I have plans of making u d
president of d biggest boutique in
Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u
to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o!
Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My
african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo
aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take
me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi