Dad: who do you like more, Mum or Dad?
Child: Both
Dad: Ok, if I go to UK and your.Mum goes to America, where will you go?
Child: America…
Dad: that shows you love your Mum more?
Child: No, it shows i love America more than UK.
Dad: Ok, if I go to America and your Mum goes to UK, where will you go?
Child: UK
Dad: replied angrily, why?
Child: haha, why the anger? I choose UK because I have been to America before.
Dad: When did you go to America?
Child: During the first question …
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