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Joke (payback time)

Joke (payback time)

By Victoriouschild in 6 Feb 2017 | 03:55
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My ribs still aches. The silliest and funniest joke I've heard this year...

I discovered something terrible with my neighbor Teebwoy.

He was very sick and called a witch doctor to come to treat him at his house. The witch doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured, but the sickness can be transferred to another person. Teebwoy accepted.

The witch doctor worked on him, and told him, as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say 'tchaa'. And this person will die in your place.

The witch doctor left, and Teebwoy was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say 'tchaa', and transfer his sickness to the person and be cured. But the witch doctor discovered that he didn't collect any money from Teebwoy for his treatment, so he decided to take the risk to go back to my neighbor and ask. As soon as he opened the door, Teebwoy said 'tchaa', the witch doctor said 'retchaa', Teebwoy then said 'reretchaa', the witch doctor said 'rereretchaa'.
As I am typing this now, the whole coolvallers are there watching the two shouting 'rererererereretchaa'....

@Teebwoy no hard feeling because it just a pay back time *winks*
6 Feb 2017 | 03:55
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that is an expensive joke ?up there.
6 Feb 2017 | 04:15
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@victoriouschild thats one hell of a comic piece....i no fit laugh o...but i will do a combo
6 Feb 2017 | 04:20
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@Harkeem1 you didn't read his own yesterday @Teebwoy don't try it o is just 1:1
6 Feb 2017 | 04:23
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Haha tee boy na hw own be diz my own d kum.
6 Feb 2017 | 04:29
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Mogbe....who send me ooooo
6 Feb 2017 | 04:51
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@Oneal32 when your own kum abeg notify me @Teebwoy you are in for it
6 Feb 2017 | 05:15
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I think I should now be keeping counts, Muna just notify me when the next line drop
6 Feb 2017 | 05:19
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[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/o5ng9jQ9CTajS/giphy-facebook_s.jpg[/img] Sis. So you want this to pass me by. Abeg make una the tag me for una joke. Na beg I beg oow. @teebwoy you have unlock the jokes den, you must face its expense. @oneal32, pls. tag me when yours come up too oow.
6 Feb 2017 | 05:41
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No problem...let me wait.... @oneal34 notify me....make i jog small
6 Feb 2017 | 05:46
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@oneal32 notify me....make i go jog
6 Feb 2017 | 05:47
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lol
6 Feb 2017 | 05:55
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Bro @Hormortiyor so you wan turn us to comedian ba
6 Feb 2017 | 06:05
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lol....no body won die jare
6 Feb 2017 | 06:21
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Saith thou sis.
6 Feb 2017 | 06:53
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kikikiki...... make una continue oooo
6 Feb 2017 | 07:25
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@adauche, you are also enjoying the show fah?
6 Feb 2017 | 08:10
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@Adauche et @Hormortiyor una never serious
6 Feb 2017 | 09:24
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@victoriouschild, really? You will make a good Comedian. Hahahaha. Keep it up sis. YNWA
6 Feb 2017 | 09:30
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@Hormortiyor you will be the greatest comedian of all time I dash you comedian work
6 Feb 2017 | 09:34
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lmao
6 Feb 2017 | 09:38
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@Victoriouschild, How I wish. thanks for the prayer. You want Sport analyst comedian.?
6 Feb 2017 | 10:14
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@Hormortiyor I no want that work
6 Feb 2017 | 10:56
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Lol
6 Feb 2017 | 11:56
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@olafunke, you are still in Africa? Longest time.
6 Feb 2017 | 14:52
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hahahahahahahaha i no fit laugh o
6 Feb 2017 | 15:12
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Omoh! I no fit laugh alone.... I just shared d joke with ma boiz here
7 Feb 2017 | 12:12
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i no fit laff
7 Feb 2017 | 12:37
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xo hilarious
13 Feb 2017 | 17:48
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