#ReadAndSmile
-Friends if you get any friend or girlfriend wey dey bear ESTHER… wey u cum later see say she don bleach…… abeg feel free to call her ESTABLISH….
-Guys…That girl who refused to show me her breast in school, she is now feeding her baby in a bus; sitting next to me.
-God Is great.. When you take a girl to ATM she will start apologizing for things she hasn’t Done.”Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week”
-zimbabwean president Robert mugabe locked up a gay couple that wanted to get married and promised to release them when one gets pregnant. #wickedness.
-People who pronounce “NURSE” as “NESS” are the major problems we have in this country Nigeria.
-Please who knows the man that sang “NIGERIA JAGAJAGA” just tell him that it’s time for the remix Abegg!
-Having an Ex as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick. Once u feel thirsty you will eventually chew it my friend….
-My Neighbours Generator Has Been ON Since 5pm Yesterday evening and it is still now. Petrol is 145 naira per litre… please EFCC I have BLOWN MY WHISTLE O!
If a very Hot nd Sexy Looking Girl with Only one Profile Picture sends u a Friend Request, Reject HIM, I Repeat Reject HIM asap! Na scam
Breaking news… : Efe’s Mum has been kidnapped.. Ransom:24.9 million naira
*Unilorin* students shouting EFE EFE EFE………don’t read oh……When your results line up like *E F E E F E* your excuse will be based on logistics.
-Ladies, Please do not wear the same weaveon for nine months, its not pregnancy. #Haaaa.
-Being In Love With A Skinny Lady Is Adorable And Amazing, Because Whenever You Get Bored You Start Counting Her Ribs And Measure Her Spinal cord.
-Dream owning a car and u’ll wake up owning nothing, dream u found money and u’ll wake up broke, but try to dream urinating somewhere and that’s when u’ll realise dreams do come true.
-If you are single, It simply means you are ugly Don’t argue with me.
-I hate when someone die’ and some people say *oh my God, no be him suppose die oo! . . .My question is ” ABEG WHO SUPPOSE DIE”
-You can’t trust a girl named Natasha because Natasha spelt backwards is “Ah Satan”
-Rich people go to private hospitals, they send their children to private schools, use private jet…..but thank God we all have private parts. #GodisGreat.
-If you want to know how strong a lady is . Try removing her pants when she knows it’s dirty.
-Stupidity is when you have a LAND Rover + LAND cruiser and you still have a LAND lord.. .U deserve to be LANDED a dirty slap by an Army who just arrive from War…
-Qualities that a woman looks for in a man
*(1)brave (2)intelligent (3)gentle (4)polite (5)emotional (6)nice (7)innovative (8) successful…….
* Put all de first letters together and send me what you got…..
-When ur boyfriend call you OLORI and you call him BOO,,,,, so if person call you OLORIBOO!,,, why u cum dey para?
A day to your wedding, Dangote asks you to stop d planned wedding and marry his daughter or son with a sum of 500 billion; wat will you do????? As for me,is not dat i like money; Is just dat I love respecting elders.
-Christians will be singing “Abraham blessings are mine” can u do what Abraham did.
-You Don’t Know Struggle, If You’ve Never Had A Phone Charger That Charges Only If You Bend It In A Certain Way.
-I think there should be a section in exam booklet where you write what you know wasn’t set.. Just to prove that you read.
-What will you do if you pay a lecturer one million naira just to pass his courses and the lecturer dies the next day.
-Ladies; It’s a finished moment when that moment You Send Your Boyfriend A Selfie Without Make-Up And He Ask You .. “Who’s That?”
Ahhh! Mogbe!!! My sister, you are finished!!!
EYE
YAM
STEW
PEED
Say it louder nd faster 2 urself.
