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Joke Of The Day

Joke Of The Day

By Victoriouschild in 20 Jun 2017 | 07:04
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A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in Srilanka
Dear Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global
market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I
am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with
this situation.

Your loving husband,
His wife replied

Hey hubby

Thanks for the 100 kisses.

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7
kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave
him other items, I hope you understand.

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35
kisses and
I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart
20 Jun 2017 | 07:04
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Shebi na kiss the husband send, so make she dey use am dey go naw!... Girl i gbaun ur style jare.
20 Jun 2017 | 07:10
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Hmm first to comment omo d wife head dey there
20 Jun 2017 | 07:13
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No be small thing o
20 Jun 2017 | 08:16
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....is dis woman 4 real? ASLF! :s
21 Jun 2017 | 09:25
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The husband was trying to be romantic but for the wife mind...Na fine boy I go chop
21 Jun 2017 | 10:36
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oh my God who say women esp wives can't manage the little given to them
21 Jun 2017 | 13:26
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well planned huh-hun
21 Jun 2017 | 14:47
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Lolz.... @victoriouschild so u r trying 2 confess abi?
21 Jun 2017 | 17:42
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Lol
21 Jun 2017 | 17:51
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@nanizzyfbaby confess Wetin
21 Jun 2017 | 18:05
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lwkmh
22 Jun 2017 | 09:20
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Hahahahaha sharp wife
24 Jun 2017 | 01:16
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@victoriouschild confess dat u did dis (sharing kisses). How I wish I was der 2 hav my own share
24 Jun 2017 | 16:58
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Confirm
25 Jun 2017 | 05:58
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