[b]Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from
their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place
to share the loot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind
the gate but they didn’t bother to pick them
since they had enough in the bag.
A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from
a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a
voice saying: “One for Me, One for YOU . “One
for Me, One for YOU”.
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he
could to the church near by for the Priest.
“Father please come with me, come and witness
God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery
.
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the
voice continued: “One for Me, One for YOU, One
for Me, One for YOU…”
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said:
“What about the two at the gate?
Come and see marathon! The priest almost ran
past the church gate, shouting “we are not dead
yet oooh”.[/b]
