Hahaha
[b]I Was Driving Down A Street Along Alausa,having Just Finished Answering A Call,when A Policeman Suddenly Opened The Passenger's Door,entered And Jam-locked It
(the Door Lock Is Faulty)
As Usual,he Wanted Sumtin From Me For Calling While Driving.....Suddenly He Say The BIG ROTWEILER DOG,Jackie ,at The Back Seat Of The Car,with Tongue Stuck Out,spittle Dripping Nd Fangs Barring Nd Staring Fiercely At Him
POLICEMAN;ah You Carry Dog
ME;(i Frowned My Face) Yes I Carry Dog,dat One Nah Offense
POLICEMAN;(feeling Uncomfortable)na Where Una Dey Kum From?
ME;from The Hospital
POLICEMAN;you Sick?
ME;No Nah Person Wey D Dog Bite We Go See,the Person Almost Die Sef
POLICEMAN;(terribly Shaken By Now)ehen Bt Y D Dog Dey Shake Head Lyk Dat
ME;datz How He Behaves When He Iz Ready To Bite
POLICEMAN;the Dog Know You
ME;Na My Dog Nah
POLICEMAN;(sweating) Diz Ur Door Hw U Take Open Am
ME;how You Take Enter?
POLICEMAN;abeg! I Dey Try Am Since But E No Open
