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Joke of the day

By Adolf in 12 Aug 2015 | 03:06
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Akpos' next door neighbour
had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they
arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited
Akpos' family
to come over and see their
new baby.
Akpos' parents were very
afraid their son would have a silly words to
say about the baby. So, Akpos' dad had a long talk
with Akpos
before going to the
neighbours house. He said, "Now, son, that poor
baby was born
without any ears. I want you to be on your best
behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or
I'm really going to beat you when we
get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears
at all," said Akpos. At the neighbour's house, Akpos
leaned over the crib and touched the baby's
hand. He looked at
his mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos'
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank
you
very
much, Akpos."
Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little
hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little
eyes! Did
his doctor say he can see clearly?" The mother who
was
a bit surprised,
replied;
"Why, yes ... his doctor said he has a good vision,
why do you
ask?"
Akpos said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause i'm very
sure
he can't wear
glasses.
Akpos in one word pls
12 Aug 2015 | 03:06
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hahahahahahahahahahahaga colded lwkmd lol
12 Aug 2015 | 04:56
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He used sense....... Approached the question in anoda dimension...... LMAO......
12 Aug 2015 | 07:21
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sm1 no fit wear glass widaut ears nah...
12 Aug 2015 | 08:03
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Akpos get style ooo I like the guy baje No ear no glass the method Good o
12 Aug 2015 | 08:11
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hahahahahhahahhahahaahaaa
12 Aug 2015 | 09:04
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Akpos no go kill me
12 Aug 2015 | 09:29
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Hahaha... no ear no glass... Lol
12 Aug 2015 | 09:43
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Oboy i gbadu ur matter u nor cal ear atall na eye u talk of
12 Aug 2015 | 10:57
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akpos the genius?
12 Aug 2015 | 11:02
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This one is polite insult (okwu ojoo n'olu oma)
12 Aug 2015 | 11:03
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He speak in parable.
12 Aug 2015 | 12:21
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heheheh this guy daft gan o
12 Aug 2015 | 12:43
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Akpos no go kill me o...#lmfao#
12 Aug 2015 | 12:55
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Hahahahahaha.
12 Aug 2015 | 12:57
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Hmmmmmmmm at least he didn't say it
12 Aug 2015 | 13:30
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Funny!
12 Aug 2015 | 14:22
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akpors u no go kill me oo
12 Aug 2015 | 14:39
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Lolxxxx ....... Apkors the brain box. . . Indirectly, he has said it
12 Aug 2015 | 18:21
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Hahahahahahahahaha cant stop laughin
12 Aug 2015 | 18:27
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Lwkmd.anoda dimension
13 Aug 2015 | 03:29
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Badooo shi
13 Aug 2015 | 07:35
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hehehehehehe Genius
13 Aug 2015 | 09:15
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Oh yeah, he sure did use sense in yabbing d poor helplez earless baby sha..
13 Aug 2015 | 12:34
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akpor na mad man, he still comment on the ear. kudos bro
13 Aug 2015 | 14:34
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Akpos is a smart kid
13 Aug 2015 | 14:42
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