[b][color=blue]On My Way 4rm Work,i Used #4,000 To Buy Fuel,for My Car Nd My Remaining #1,000 To Get Food In A Restaurant B4 I Hit D Road.....
INSIDE THE RESTAURANT
I Ordered A Food Nd Sat Down To Eat,a Man Sitting Beside Me Nd In A Nice Shirt Said "I LOVE D WAY U EAT;TRY THEIR SNAILS" I Hastily Added 4 Pieces Of Snails For #2,000 Nd Continued Eating.......He Said Again"U EAT SO WELL PLEASE ADD A BOTTLE OF WINE SO DAT U CAN DRINK AFTER EATING" I Quickly Made D Order Nd Was Having Fun....My Total Bill Came Up To About #10000.. As I Stood Up To Leave,my Car key Fell Down,i Bent To Pick It Nd I Discovered Dat The Man Was Barefooted!!!!...Alas He Was A Mad Man,he Laughed At Me Nd Said"D WAY DEM GO DEY BEAT YOU FOR HERE,NA ONLY GOD FIT SAVE YOU....[/color][/b]