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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

By Gamanuel in 11 Feb 2016 | 03:18
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Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party.

During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of
alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finishes his last word, there is the sound of a large splash. The guests all turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can. They cheer him on as he keeps stroking.

Finally, the swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire is so impressed, he says, "My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic!
I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The man says, "Listen, I don't want your money and I don't want your daughter either. I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
11 Feb 2016 | 03:18
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lol
11 Feb 2016 | 03:26
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hahahahahahaha
11 Feb 2016 | 03:42
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Lmao....its ws nt with his clear eyes
11 Feb 2016 | 03:54
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Lol...its an angel that pushed u!
11 Feb 2016 | 04:16
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Ye ye ye @funny
11 Feb 2016 | 04:25
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OMG! omo if I catch am na die b dat ni.
11 Feb 2016 | 04:54
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[color =maroon]Chai :)[/color]
11 Feb 2016 | 04:58
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the person that pushed him helped him na
11 Feb 2016 | 05:12
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see madness dis one na confam olodo :) :)
11 Feb 2016 | 05:17
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Lolz
11 Feb 2016 | 06:05
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it's God
11 Feb 2016 | 06:23
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Ah ah ah mumu
11 Feb 2016 | 11:33
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lol,,,this joke is also a lesson to us,the lesson is;we can do what seem impossible by every1,if only we try and keep fear aside.
11 Feb 2016 | 11:43
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lmao
11 Feb 2016 | 12:38
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Aahhhhhhhhhahhhhhahhh!
11 Feb 2016 | 13:02
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omg
11 Feb 2016 | 15:08
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@Gammanuel My Special Ooe, I missed u, lets chat on whatsapp
11 Feb 2016 | 16:45
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Lolz. Funny
12 Feb 2016 | 03:13
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hahahahhaha
12 Feb 2016 | 06:49
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very funny . i cnt stop laughing
12 Feb 2016 | 09:41
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Lwkmd
12 Feb 2016 | 11:10
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Chai u better collect d offer
12 Feb 2016 | 12:18
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Lol @peacepearl can you try that be sincere
13 Feb 2016 | 08:02
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lol. . .yes now,as long as i cn swim.@Debby
14 Feb 2016 | 08:11
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Lol.... Blessing in disguise na
14 Feb 2016 | 10:48
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Hehehe na u go taya oooo
15 Feb 2016 | 13:02
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lolz That guy na akpos
4 Apr 2016 | 06:00
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Lol.... Life after death
25 Apr 2016 | 19:26
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He better collect d money and forget story
25 Apr 2016 | 19:26
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@Ele1. I've heard you so inbox me ur digits n let's get chatting on WhatsApp
5 Jul 2016 | 13:39
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