Nigeria teacher was sent to China to teach.
The first day he entered class, he began by
roll-calling. He said “Sheng.” A student
said ”present. ”He called the second name,
“Chu muon” Another student said
”present.”Suddenly, he sneezed, ”hatchia”
one student seated at the corner stood up
and said, ”present.
”He then exclaimed and said,
”hmmmm…”allthe students shouted
”absent.”He got confused and said,
”chai…” three students stood up and said,
”which of us sir?” The teacher became
more confused and he asked, ”what is
wrong?” A student stood up and said, ”sir,
I’m not wrong, I’mcalled Wong.”The
teacher now laughed and said, ”hahaha ”..
A girl said. ” Present sir.” The teacher
fainted.