Funny Joke: Wife versus Husband
Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden
Husband: do i look like a gardener?
Wife: Oh am sorry honey. OK then fix bathroom door pls
Husband: do i look like a carpenter?
Husband walks out and upon returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: Its not me who did it
Husband: who then?
Wife: Jonny our neighbor
Husband: How much did u pay him?
Wife: Nothing. He just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
Husband: I hope you gave him bread!
Wife: Do I look like a baker?