There was this man that had only one shirt and was living an impoverish life. He then decided to enter the bush and commit suicide cuz he's fed up with life.
As he was about to but the rope around his neck, he saw a naked armless man who seem to be dancing. The stopped what he was about to do, went closer to the man and this was ensure.
Suicidal man: Sir, upon not hand both arms and clothes, why haven't you killed yourself but rather, you're dancing.
Armless man: Leave me alone! and who told you that I'm dancing?
Suicidal man:.But I can see you jumping around.
Armless man: Na ma nyash dey itch me nobi say adey dance. Naim com make I dey jump soso make de itching stop.