A man with Ak47 rifle ran into a church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying " Who is a child of God here ? Let me send him to heaven"
The congregation kept quiet. He then fired a shot at the roof
The congregation shouted " Its pastor ooo! He always says that he is a child of God "
Pastor on hearing that replied : What can of conspiracy is thise ? Everyone here knows that i am the son of Chukwudi and the grandson of Okore. Abeg if na play make una stop am ooo.