Joke: A man goes to
church and tells the
priest "Father, I almost
cheated on my wife."
The priest asks him "How do you
almost cheat on your wife?"
The man says "Well, me and the
woman were naked but we just
rubbed against each other."
The priest looks at him disgusted and
says "Rubbing is the same as putting
it in. Never do it again, say five Hail
Mary's and put $100 in the donation
pan."
The next time the priest sees the
man he is infuriates "You didn't put
$100 in the pan!"
The man looks at the priest disgusted
and says "I rubbed the money
against the pan, and rubbing is the
same as putting it in."
