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By Victoriouschild in 22 Sep 2015 | 13:36
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Akpos walked into a bar and saw a beautiful lady sitting alone.
Akpos went and sat on the same table with her.
" Baby girl, you look so worried" Akpos said
The girl replied "yea, my boyfriend just dumped me right here after drinking"
" Am sorry dear, but why cant you give me a chance, i love you and i will make it up to you" said Akpos
"from today onward, i dont want to have anything to do with men again because all men are the same" said the lady.
Just as Akpos and the girl were discussing, the bar man said to the lady.
" Am about to close, so please may i have my money" Akpos trying to impress the girl then said to the barman
" Why are you embarrasing my baby, by the way, how much is your money ?
" Her money is #31,000 only sir" said the bar man
What! How come ? Said Akpos.
" She ate one plate of chicken pepper soup (#5,000), 2 fresh fish (#6,000) and she drank 1 bottle of Golden lebel (#20,000) said the bar man.
Akpos stood up and started going out
The girl said to Akpos " I thought you said you love me"
Akpos said " Wrong number baby. I just remember you said all men are the same, maybe you are right"
22 Sep 2015 | 13:36
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LMAO Akpors yaf kill me :)
22 Sep 2015 | 13:47
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Akpos I like yur style ooo
22 Sep 2015 | 13:54
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Confirm guy man na him be de answerr ur head dey dere akpors
22 Sep 2015 | 14:15
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Hahahaha akpors sharp guy
22 Sep 2015 | 15:18
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I hope you take a cue from Johnny hope you walk away-Vector in kingkong remix
22 Sep 2015 | 17:21
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hehehehe..Akpors!
22 Sep 2015 | 18:23
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Dat gal is a thief o
22 Sep 2015 | 18:59
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Only that girl finish all those tins?
22 Sep 2015 | 19:48
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lol
23 Sep 2015 | 01:37
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Asif e papa na atm machine. . . . #aw00f dey kill ooo
23 Sep 2015 | 03:42
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U wan impress/suprise d gal buh ended up suprising ursef
23 Sep 2015 | 03:51
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pay ur bills,even the guy parents never recieve such amount from the guy,,thief
23 Sep 2015 | 05:35
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Lyk seriously akpos made use of hs head gaskiya.. Buh dat gal go soon die o
23 Sep 2015 | 10:04
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Lwkmd
23 Sep 2015 | 20:56
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