Today a pastor was invited to a church program in kaduna state, when he got there..
Though, he wanted to preach about Boko Haram but he quickly put it indirectly
[cos the fear of boko haram is the begining of wisdom]
So he went this way.
The title of my topic today is
"YOU WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY YOU CAME".
He continued preaching And at the same time alsotaking time to suspect any poly bag he sees.
Some minutes later as the preaching was going on what we heard was
[Doooiiinnnggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
From outside, ina blink of an eye, everybody vanished including d pastor that ran through the window. . . .
Some minutes later after the whole members has gathered,
Then the pastor was no where to be found, they quickly call him on phone.
Member: Hello pastor were are you?
Pastor: Am in ORE.
Member: [surprisingly] ah ahhhhh pastooor. Please come back its not a bomb it a motor tyre that burst outside.
Pastor:I know thats why am in ORE if it was a bomb i would have been at ASABA.
Member: but pastor you left through the window, and anyone who pass through the window is a thief..
Pastor: What was my topic today?
Member: YOU WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY YOU CAME.
Pastors: So i came through the door and i left through the window...
