A tractor driver insults Mrs Akpors
That
her mouth is like a tractor's tire.
She
quickly went home and reported the
matter
To her husband - Mr Akpors.
This
made Mr Akpors angry
And he vowed to
beat up the tractor driver mercilessly
But he got frightened when he saw a
heavily built driver.
This was what transpired
between them:
Mr Akpors: Please what
did you say to my wife?
Tractor Driver:
Her mouth is like a
tractor tire.
Mr Akpors: Which one?
Tractor driver: The back tire.
Mr Akpors:
Oh, you are right.
I thought you said
the front one,
I had wanted to
say it but, she would swallow me.
