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Job Interview (joke)

Job Interview (joke)

By invincible in 16 Dec 2015 | 17:24
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Pemamezi and Pizzaro, the only twins in their village.
Went through school together, they finally graduated university.
Pemamezi studied zoology and pizzaro, english & linguistics.

Luckily they were called for an interview.

Paul(interviewer) : what did you study, mr pizzaro?

Pizzaro: (chai! U call me 'mr' thank god sey U dey fear face) i studies English and linguistics.

Paul: great.

Pizzaro: before nko?

Paul: what was that?

Pizzaro: nofin!

Paul: lets go straight to the point.
Question 1, if U call your mother 'mum' what would U call your mother's younger and elder sis respectively?

Pizzaro: (see me see simple question ooh) my mum's younger sis is called MINImum and her elder sis is called MAXImum.

Paul: what!!!

Pizzaro: shey i get am?

Paul: U don't speak pidgin.....infact, just go, we'd get back to you.

***outside***

pemamezi: how dey tin go?

Pizzaro: i get am! Dey sey make i start work tomorrow....olodo, go do your own.

Pemamezi: i hear sey na girl go interview me sef, chai jackpot.

Voice: next!!

*inside*

pemamezi: (see fresh laps!!! Omoh those melons make sense die!!) ah good afternoon.

Natasha: its still morning.

Pemamezi: good eve...good day.

Natasha: (smiles) your documents show U read zoology right?

Pemamezi: (see green light!!) all correct.

Natasha: good, what do U call a baby cat?

Pemamezi: kitty na!

Natasha: baby lizzard?

Pemamezi: lizzybaby.

Natasha: what! Baby shark?

Pemamezi: shakitibobo.

Natasha: Next!!!!
:) :) :) :) :)
16 Dec 2015 | 17:24
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@pemamezi et @pizzaro
16 Dec 2015 | 17:27
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lolz
16 Dec 2015 | 17:31
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Hahhahahahahahhhahah LWKMD
16 Dec 2015 | 17:32
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Why did u call only Pemamezi n Pizzaro now? So we shud not comment?
16 Dec 2015 | 17:36
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Lolx
16 Dec 2015 | 17:38
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Cool
16 Dec 2015 | 17:40
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@jummybabe come see joke lmao
16 Dec 2015 | 17:42
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[color =maroon]hahahaha does that imply that @Pizzaro nah olodo :)[/color]
16 Dec 2015 | 17:42
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Hahahahahaha.. Na Pemamezi own worse pass o... Tell dem 2 see me in camera.. I need 2 wash their heads.
16 Dec 2015 | 17:43
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lolz
16 Dec 2015 | 17:50
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@nextangel not so.
16 Dec 2015 | 17:50
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lolzz
16 Dec 2015 | 17:50
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Lolzzz
16 Dec 2015 | 17:51
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LMAOOOO
16 Dec 2015 | 17:52
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Vry funny
16 Dec 2015 | 17:57
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Lolz destined twins @pemamezi $ @pizzaro
16 Dec 2015 | 18:13
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Lolzzzzzzzzz
16 Dec 2015 | 18:17
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lol
16 Dec 2015 | 19:10
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Hahahahahaha...... Shakitibobo
16 Dec 2015 | 19:17
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hmmmmm
16 Dec 2015 | 19:45
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Hahaha Chai! Vhiz bobo don finish me. On behalf of my twin younqer bro @Pemamezi. We'll be back for you @Invincible. . . Haha @Tiffany1 thats the point he's tryinq to paint but i know u of all people will never beleive him. :mrgreen:
17 Dec 2015 | 01:34
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[b]hmmmn....so funny[/b]
17 Dec 2015 | 02:55
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i dnt 5yk it @ next!!
17 Dec 2015 | 03:48
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Dem get d question dey wea asked.
17 Dec 2015 | 04:50
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Lol chai na wa o
17 Dec 2015 | 05:49
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Funny!
17 Dec 2015 | 06:30
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Lolzzz....... @pizzaro and @pemamezi wetin you do @invincible en?
17 Dec 2015 | 07:39
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Lol
17 Dec 2015 | 08:06
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Hahahahahaha...f9
17 Dec 2015 | 08:40
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nah i dis agree mai bf no b olodo abi @pizzaro shey u b olodo ni
17 Dec 2015 | 11:37
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funny
17 Dec 2015 | 12:33
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2 olodo's
17 Dec 2015 | 14:07
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Smiles
17 Dec 2015 | 15:03
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Lol
17 Dec 2015 | 15:52
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Hahahaha LWKM
17 Dec 2015 | 16:59
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Choi na so una dey disgrace una lecturers,bt come 2 tnk of it @invicible what is d name 4 a baby lizzard?cos me i dnt knw oo
17 Dec 2015 | 17:59
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Choi na so una dey disgrace una lecturers,bt come 2 tnk of it @invincible what is d name 4 a baby lizzard?cos 4 me i dnt knw it
17 Dec 2015 | 18:02
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Lmfao
18 Dec 2015 | 03:55
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LMAO
18 Dec 2015 | 04:35
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haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa yepa love this combo
18 Dec 2015 | 05:15
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@jenny1 i don't knw either o
18 Dec 2015 | 06:16
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Lolz
18 Dec 2015 | 06:41
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Lol shakitibobo
18 Dec 2015 | 14:51
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lmao my tummy oooooi
19 Dec 2015 | 07:36
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Lolx shakitibobo Aaaaah that is serious
19 Dec 2015 | 19:58
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lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, so funny..lwkmd
20 Dec 2015 | 10:01
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Confirm olodo
21 Dec 2015 | 18:14
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Lol
22 Dec 2015 | 10:28
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LOLZ make i stay a bit
23 Dec 2015 | 04:10
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