A Jamaican man was making love to his wife for the first time. He suddenly screamed, "Jah Bless!'' and run out of the room.
He came back with a giant bucket of water, poured it on his wife's v*gina. His frightened wife shouted, "Whatta gwan, what you rata man do that for?!"
The man answered, "Bomboclat woman, this thing too sweet, me going dilute it, remember me diabetic and sweet thing no good for me rasta man."