A boy started touching his girl and this was....
Girl: The Bible says we should not fornicate and our bodies are the temples of God.
Upon hearing this, the boy started jumping happily and removed his shorts laughing widely.
Girl: Why are you laughing?
Boy: I was glad when they said unto me, let us go into the house of the Lord. If your body is the house of God, then lets enter gladly.
Girl: TWEAAA .....(slaps the boy) ... Are you God's coequal???