Invincible is a footballer who plays for one of the leading clubs in the
world. His team-mates advised him to prepare answers in
advance for post-match interviews because his English isnt that
good. They had a few mock interviews, and told him to answer
exactly the same way during the live interviews because they
usually ask the same questions. But it backfired spectacularly, as
this never-before-seen interview shows.
REPORTER: invincible, firstly, I hear that your wife is pregnant. Thats
fantastic news, Congratulations!
Invincible: Yes, thank you. All credits goes to my teammates. Everyone
worked hard for it, especially Emeke Chiguoze. It was a tight
situation when he came in, but his performance was great, with
the help from Taiwo Ogunsanya, who looked like he was really
enjoying himself. Special thanks to Kwame Adjo for finding space
from impossibly tight angles. And not forgetting George Abbey,
who showed lots of energy when everyone was tired.
The reporter fainted!