Very Intelligent Saying :
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1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP
talking, but a WISE man tells her that she
looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are
CLOSED.
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2. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
4. Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY
ONE.
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3. Love your friends not their sisters. Love
your sisters not their friends.
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4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for
the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment,
he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next
to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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5. What is a BEST and WORST news you can
hear at the SAME time?
It's when your Girl Friend says YOU are the
BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
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6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are
missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing
EVERY thing in your life!
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