Male evangelist: Praise the Lord!
Market people: Alaluuyaaaa!
Evangelist: (lashes out with a megaphone, sweating profusely) Sister! You paint your face... you rub cortex... every time micro-mini skirt na toroza... You serpent... No heaven for you! On the last day eligwe ga achupu gi!
Me: (passing by and shaking my head) Here we go again.
Evangelist: I na-eme bleaching? Your face, one side morning, one side night... Chineke ga-aju gi, sister... Heaven will ask you wiarris the face i gave you? Is it this one?
Me: (chuckles)
Evangelist: (still prancing around) Do you know why no bleacher will enter the kingdom of God? Ask me why brethren!
Market people: Why ohhhh? Why sir? Why?
Evangelist: (laughs to himself and points to the sky) Oh chai... My father! Daddy'm!
Me: (delays movement, as it gets interesting)
Evangelist: For the Bible says... For the Bible what?
Market people: Says!
Me: In my mind... Says! (just hopped on a motorcycle)
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(heard from a distance)
Evangelist: Oh ye bleacher, "Remove not the ancient landmark, which thy fathers have set!"
Me: Ewo! Landmark? (Had to hold on to the seat iron for my dear life.
#McMakeMeLaff wishes y'all a blessed week