BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?
PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't drop you
there except you pay me 3000 naira.
PROSTITUTE: No problem, when we get
there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the mortuary, the
prostitute said, "Wait here a second, let me
go get you the money."
When the man waited for an hour without
seeing the prostitute, he decided to go in
search of her. He pushed open the gate of
the mortuary a little bit, took some steps in,
before noticing someone, who appeared to
be the mortuary attendant, lounging
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to this place,
she asked me to wait for her to go inside
and get the money for the ride, but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered here! So I
don't know what you are talking about.
The bike man insisted and decided to stay
and wait for the lady. The attendant
thought for a while and asked him to follow
him into the mortuary room. When they got
there:
ATTENDANT: (He picks up a stick beside
him, and points it towards the bodies) If
you know you entered a bike and didn't
pay, quickly raise up your hand and bring it
out or else I will beat all of you with this
stick!
Quickly, one of the dead bodies raised up
her hand and threw the money at the bike
rider.
If you were the bike man, what will you do?Help me out!!
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