STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
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1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
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2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM
YOUNG.
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3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to
you as you are about
to take ur wedding pix with ur wife…
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
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4)Give me your phone number – 0803476… ….THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
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5)I listened to 9 o\’clock news, it was
announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY
VILLAGE.
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6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect
fast…
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. Taste am
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7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY
NA POLICE
STATION BE THIS?
Answer: ……………………..??.