ILOVE NAIJA I NO GO LIE!!! God Bless
Nigeria!!!
1. Na only 4 9ja U fit win Aeroplane by
loading
N200 MTN Recharge
Card.
2. Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200
and
win a big ship.
3. Then Airtel go com follow sey recharge
N100
and win Benin
Republic.
4. Glo,go just kuku say.. Recharge N500
$ win Nigeria bcos their colour na Green.
5 Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"
6. Na only 4 Nigeria we dey count money
after
we withdraw am from
ATM because we no even trust ATM
machines.
7. Na only 4 Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your
light bill (wat a pity)
8. Na only 4 Naija pple dey horn for
traffic light make e quickly change from
Red to Green.
9. Na only 4 Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell
Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and
beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d
world..Trust me.
10. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate
of Mechanical Engineering dey do him NYSC
4
Police station.
11. na only 4 naija you go see one person
dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at
once. You be Bill Gates?
Abi na
you invent internet?
12. Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate
of law dey work as generator repairer.
13. Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem
go say make u no forget to return d bottle.
14. Na 4 only Naija, you go see madman dey
control traffic,people
wey their head correct dey obey...
15. Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from
native doctor on how to
make quick money.
16. Na only 4 Naija u go wish somebody
'happy birthday', he go answer 'sameto u
17. Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say
"MAMA HAS RELOCATED"
