Weekend is finally here…. Me and
Ahmad had planned to meet at
Shoprite in Ikeja, so I got to Shoprite
at the entrance of Shoprite waiting for
him, of which I borrowed money for
transportation from Bidemi. It was even Ahmad that advised me
to borrow from my friend that he was
gonna pay it back, when I told I don’t
have transportation fare.
Before I forget, when Ahmad asked
me how much was the transportation fare from my school to his place, I told
him 5k for cab, can you believed that
Ahmad told me to enter public bus that
will cost me less than 2k to get to
Shoprite. He said the 5k was too
much, can you imagine. Well, at Shoprite already, I packaged
myself as usual, waiting for Ahmad, I
waited for over 30 mins before Ahmad
finally showed up. I saw Ahmad but to
my surprise, he was totally different
from the picture, he’s short, not handsome with a bald head and he’s a
black Indian. I wasn’t impressed when
I saw him but I just had to faked a
smile, even tho he seemed reserved
cos he greeted me with handshake
instead of hugging. We greeted… Me: (frowned my face) What took you
so long? You kept me waiting
Ahmad: I’m really sorry, it was
traffic… Please don’t be annoyed.
Me: I actually wanted to change my
mind and go back to school. Ahmad: Please forgive me angel. Go back to school? For my mind,
when I don’t have t.fare, OYO is my
case. We eventually went inside
Shoprite to get somethings, not
something important, we just bought
food, snacks and pastries. After buying we go straight to his place
in Ikeja, he was living a nice
apartment tho, but I discovered this
garlic odour in his apartment.
Anyway we ate our food, we talked on
and on, he was admiring me, he said he’s single. Honestly, he’s not
charming at all but I’m after his money
anyway. While talking with him, I
checked my BBM and I saw numerous
pings from Bidemi, asking me about
Shori Shori (Ahmad),when I saw her pings I just burst into laughter. I
quickly replied her with whole details,
giving her the Ahmad’s full description,
what he looks like. I stopped chatting
with her, continued talking with
Ahmad. So I remembered during me and Ahmad previous chats on social
media, he told me there was one
secret he would expose to me when
we meet that he wouldn’t want to tell
me on phone cos so many ladies left
him because of this secret. So I asked him what’s the secret, cos
he promised to tell me when we meet.
You wouldn’t believe what the secret
is, honestly speaking I didn’t even
notice it not until he showed me his left
fingers, two of his five fingers have been chopped off, he’s got just three
fingers. Fear catch me, no wonder he
was hiding away his left hand away. I
was shocked when I saw it. He told
me girls run for him whenever he
shows them the hand even indian girls, he began to beg me to leave him. I
said to myself, that I will only stay with
him if he can spend very well. It was late in the night, on the bed
already, we’ve both freshened up. I
kept on looking at Ahmad’s lower
region, he’s got a tiny Joy stick. Omo,
which kind disappointment be this? I
would have even managed him assuming he has a big Joy stick
anyway,I’m here for the money. While
sleeping, Ahmad began to touch me, I
was so irritated. He moved closer this
time, touching me, I didn’t know what
to do anymore. I just had to respond by kissing him,odour of garlic gushing
out from his mouth. I just had to
endure, we continued kissing,
smooching,squeezing my Bosso. I grabbed his uncircumcised Joy stick
in his boxers, it wasn’t that tiny after
all. We continued, he grabbed my
Bosso and was su*king my Tips, this
one na bad indian ooo. Then he pull his
boxers, reaching out for my Kittycat, I quickly stopped him, I declined that I
don’t want se*x on our first date. He
began to persuade me,begging me, he
was a gentle man anyway, so he didn’t
argue much. I promised to give him
a Mouth Gig instead, which I did, su*king his joys tick till he cu m. We
slept off, till the next morning. Initially I already planned to stay with
him till Monday morning but I changed
my mind, so we woke up that morning.
Freshened up, had my breakfast from
leftovers of yesterday. It was on
Sunday, so I lied to him that something came up which I won’t be staying till
the next day. He begged me stay till
the next day which I declined but
promised to visit him the next
weekend, the next thing I heard was…
Ahmad: My ATM card has expired, I don’t have much here.
Huh! I hope this Shori Shori won’t fall
my hands sha. I eventually left his
place, he even dropped me at the
garage. While in his car on our way to
the garage, his driver driving. Ahmad brought out money and was giving
flimsy excuses, saying his ATM has
expired that he doesn’t have much. I
knew he was lying, I collected the
money and I counted it, it was 7k. I
was so furious but I just had to pretend to be happy, he begged me
that he was going to do better the next
weekend I come visiting. I requested
for a kiss, I kissed him, I got down
from his car and bid farewell cos that
would be last time, I’ll ever see him again. Gosh! He’s so stingy, he can’t
even give common 20k, because I
didn’t have se*x with him, I already
knew he was going to be a very stingy
man from the moment he told me to
take public bus to Ikeja, can you imagine, he doesn’t want to spend. I
told him 5k for transportation he
reduced it to 2k, now I believe Indian
men are stingy, very stingy. I went back to school, Ahmad even
called me when I got to school, he’s
caring right? Anyway, i settled some
bills or should I say debts, payed
Bidemi the money I borrowed from
her, gave her the full details of everything that transpired between me
and Shori Shori (Ahmad).
In the room…
Bidemi: Na wa ooo, this Shori Shori na
bad market.
He can’t even do you well, no snacks or ice cream for me.
Me: For where, he’s very stingy and
unattractive.
Bidemi: Probably because you didn’t
give him se*x.
Me: God forbid, se*x with that thing, smelling of Garlic. I only gave him
Mouth Gig (feeling irritated)….
That his uncircumised thing.
Bidemi: Tolu you are very raw and
disgusting.
Me: Abegi! No be my fault now, na money…. (Stoodup) See, I know I will
still hit my jackpot, I will meet own
white man that is sent from heaven. I
know I will, I just won’t give up.
Bidemi: But what about Obinna your
boyfriend? Me: That ibo boy, abegi. He’s just my
baby daddy…
The only thing that is still making me
run after him is his joy- stick, he’s
very good bed, he can only fu*k well,
apart from that nothing else. Very useless boy..
Bidemi: I thought you love this guy so
much.
Me: Love sha! I need more than that
now, shey na love go help me pay my
school fees, 3 sessions ooo (hissed) …… That reminds me, let me even
call the fool to remind him about the
pocket money I asked him, I even
missed his joy stick sef.
Picked up my phone to call him….. Ahmad kept on calling me to ask if I
was still going to come the next
weekend, he kept calling to the extent
that I ignored his calls, he was already
turning to a pest. Initially, I had
intention of going to his place that weekend but something else came up.
I met another white guy that invited
over to his place in V.I, this one is a
Lebanese dude, I’ve totally forgotten
his name. He is very cute, as in very
cute, he’s cutest of them all. This Lebanese guy has been
living in Nigeria for 9 years, so he was
just acting like Nigerian guy, he
speaks Pidgin fluently and little bit of
Yoruba language. I was surprised, to
the extent that he wears native attires and he attends owanbe parties very
well. So I went to this Lebanese’s place in
V.I, took cab of course, he paid the
cab man. He is very cute, he works
with a construction company, the
funniest part is that I actually met him
on Badoo on Friday and I went to his place on Saturday, can you imagine
how foolish I am. Its not my fault, this
Lebanese dude is charming, funny and
so friendly, that was the reason why I
ditched Shori Shori. Well, I got to his
apartment, its a nice place. This Lebanese dude was just all over me,
speaking yoruba to me, he was just
pecking me, he was too close for
comfort and I liked it. We were already
acting as if we’ve known each for a
very long time, I just don’t know what came over us. We began to kiss,
kissing,smooching, squeezing the hell
out of my Bosso, doing all these on the
couch in sitting room, pulling off my
blouse, sucking my Tips, kissing me
really hard, the tension was crazy, it was crazy. He quickly loosened his belt and
brought his 14inches joy stick, fear
catch me, I was surprised, this is even
bigger than my boyfriend’s own, very
long and curvy, he is circumcised. I
grabbed his Joy stick and gave him a crazy Mouth Gig, as he was
Squeezing my Bosso, sucking his
Joystick his 14inches joystick, it
couldn’t even size my mouth. Then he
went on knees and reached for my
Kittycat and was eating it so bad, my legs were shaking as he was rimming
my Kittycat, damn, he’s so good at it,
he began to finger me, squeezing my
Bosso simultaneously, I was just
mo@ning really hard, manipulation me
and was eating it also, I was already squirting, then he said…
Lebanese dude: Are you enjoying it?
(manipulation me)
Me: Yes baby (mo@ning)
Then he asked for the impossible…
Lebanese dude: Should we tape it? (In a se#ual tone) To Be Continued… watch out for I date White Men Only
Part 6