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I cant laugh alone.....lol

I cant laugh alone.....lol

By Softie in 12 Mar 2016 | 06:23
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[b]Someone makes me laughed with this, so i thought of sharing it.
Recently a Nigerian man mistakenly sent a sum of 2million naira to a wrong phone number via mobile money transfer. He thought of what to do to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this: he sent a message to the person's phone saying,
Hello dark and worthy initiate, i hope you are ok. I believe you have recieved the money i sent to you? It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order of glorious satanism in the ogboni fraternity schedule to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am. That money is only for your TRANSPORT, i'll send you more for your SHOPPING. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another two weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments. Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutrs. Please remember that you must not come a minute late or a minute earlier because the viceroy of satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But incase you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs...
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5 minutes later he got an sms saying,.please send another two million naira, my friend is also interested.
The man fainted! :) :) :) [/b]
12 Mar 2016 | 06:23
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@frankkay @invincible @ele1 @onahsunday631 @victoriouschild
12 Mar 2016 | 06:26
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Lolx ... Chaiiii ... Dem don knack maga ooo
12 Mar 2016 | 06:39
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Lol..
12 Mar 2016 | 06:49
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@softie i love this...can't stop smilling and laughing at same time..lol
12 Mar 2016 | 06:50
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Smart
12 Mar 2016 | 07:30
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I cannot fit laugh @softie thanks for making my day with this joke
12 Mar 2016 | 08:27
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hahaha hahahaha see confam nigga. :) @softie wa gbayi jhor
12 Mar 2016 | 11:05
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12 Mar 2016 | 15:05
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o boy yeee ..... hahahaha... is waa o
12 Mar 2016 | 15:42
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