How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire .... ( Short Story)

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nice piece sha.

ehn-ehn? oya now. beginning or not, once a thief is a thief for ever.

lol every theif always say its their first time whenever they are caught

Tek tek

Na so thieves dae tlk sha

thank jah say na pot u dey steal no be cooking pot ... Calls @hauwa ... Bring mah seat mah read

Choi.......ur case haf finish

Lol

hehehe @Mubarak if ure think of splitting this story again, u better think twice b4 I sama u slap via Bluetooth

nice.. ..

nice story ko. me I no how to rite fine story @mubarak

Nice piece

Kikikikiki. Hot pot wt food inside? My dear u too much

Lol a thief is always a thief

[r]learnt something[/r]

:g

dat how it take start

Once a thief is 4eva a thief

Nice piece

RIDE ON

Episode 2 it may be right to say that myself and Atele were the chief pioneers of this act. Before the election, i was a Strong advocate of Change.... I could virtually die for buha at that time.... Na change we Want... Na Change we want... Early momo, i gon don wake up dey blast Olamide Apc change and all other campaign Jingles from my speaker. I removed the chealsea banner in my room and i put Adc campaign posters for there, Buha gap tooth smiling elegantly at my face before i go to bed.. Every morning after prayers, i do peck his picture.. Sometimes, i do wake up in the middle of night to pray for buha and his change agenda sometimes stark naked... Not to forget the mountain prayers with three days fasting in which i did not eat anything into my mouth...... All my books na hin i wrap with newspaper pages where buhari face dey and customied two of my shirts Change we want and ADc for progress... Ase i was a fool and i didnt know I used buha as my screensaver and i was always on every thread on nairaland shouting Sai baba sai baba like a zombie. All this while shingba 5kobo no enter my account ,,,, but i was just being patriotic ,,,, .. This issue of Change caused me and some people to go seperate ways... The issue of buha no buha is why me and my pretty girlfriend, nneka seperated and i sent her packing from my hostel...she was not going to support buhari and i wasnt going to take that.... Even though i loved her, my love for buhari was greater and more important.. On election day , i was there from morning till 11pm when all the votes were counted in my presence and I almost died of hypertension from prof jega constant break during compilation of the results.. Finally, finally we got the change and i was very eggcited... I threw a celebration party that made me drop 25k... But it was small money to me at the time. I went to give testimony in church and donated five thousand naira which i pledged that if buhari win , i will drop. I went to open a new bank account where i will be collecting the new 5k the government promised the youths and started pricing some items online in respect of the one dollar one naira policy... ...... Shior.... I never sabi say na trailer wan jam me and my family so :( ...... One month, two months, three months, :-X baba was still travelling around the world iyayaYAYA ....baba now joined the ajala travel gang... Jackie chan 90 days around the world >:( Sharp baba, baba is making international connections .. i would say...... By this time wey i dey talk all this one and still showing small small support , i don dey use ponmo chop my stew and garri was steady becoming my favourite “appetizer”.. i started hiding my indomie cartons in my wardrobe with padlock.... i don start to dey go greet people for evening when i sabi say food go don dey near to do.. i know sabi say na poverty and hunger contract i dey sign small small. Papa works in the local government and mama is a primary school teacher .... it was not untill february of this year before i knew that i have entered one chance and that really, Kosere ni moscow.... By this period, buha daura cows were getting fatter than i was...... Papa that was sending 50k monthly couldn't send up to 10k again.. :-\ ... All my tactics to defraud him about textbooks and the rest no enter again as he started making private investigations about my course outline from lecturers.... daddy, daddy i need this book in school. 5000 naira sir.. within the next 10 mins , my Dad would call back and inform me he has confirmed from the lecturer that the book is not in the curriculum.. how he did this i never know till date... i now became very close ally with google and e book stuffs as kudi no dey to buy any yeye textbook again. :-[ My MUM that was usually the last resort has not received her salary for 6 months. :'( Even my elder brother ( not blood brother ) who claim in was into yahoo yahoo and used to help me if land dry that time was telling me that the change wave as hit his business .. yahoo no yahoo anything for am again... . ??? To be continued

Allrite

I Don Land

sai baba sai Wetin Change you want... Change you get... kikikikiki

Na wetin u want na him u buy for market why complain? Change u want, change u get.

Episode 3 My Papa would Complain Bitterly that all the small small , kuru kuru they rake in from here and there as been blocked as everyone is afraid of being caught... :( The bosses that do give Egunje to them once in a while never eat belleful not to talk of giving nada to anyone.... ;( Papa collect loan , collect loan sotey he tire :x ... Even the treasurer of his coperative society was hit by wave and absconded with coperative money up to a million naira..... I remembered two of the members fainted that fateful day and papa had to be admitted for seven days in mama chukwu the nurse house... ... If i call house, papa go vex talk to me.,.., i call mama., na so so cry cry, and make i dey fire prayer and e go better talk she go dey yarn.. ... Na me be first born followed by 5 other siblings so no uncle or aunty to even run to.. All the people that i use to set time to go visit for when them go don cook finish started to give me signals.. Sometimes i will see their shoes outside and the roomate will say they have gone out,.... Some started saving cold yesterday food for me knowing i will arrive soon and some even told me point blank to stop coming to their house... In my hostel everyone was complaining.. The girls with boyfriends left our hostel and moved in with boyfriend in order to augment the situation.. The only person that seemed buoyant in these echoes of hard times is an ugly girl in the opposite flat but we were not on talking terms.. She was always eating fruits like orange, pineapple, apple and especially cherished banana a lot... . The aroma from her room was always smelling stock fish,. Egusi sometimes ponmo and cow beef aroma will escape and start causing thoughts to my brain but i could not make a move to ask her for food because since the day she begged me with tears in her eyes and stark naked in my room to fuvk her and i wore her clothes on her and stated that i was not interested despite all all touching , romancing , holding my thing and rubbing against me stark naked, she has hated me passionately.... I just couldnt bring myself to commiting the act of reproduction will her and i had to send her off from my presence... Begone" i said to her... She started keeping malice with me and i no send am but these aroma coming from her side this days ehn... And no doubt she was a good cook. . Wetin i go con do now God.... Better friends i no get.... I was even better than most of them sef... These ones into yahoo yahoo, Pushing of Shh shh ( u already know naw) and other acts of lucifer told me that the era is not one to be dashing free money anyhow and if i need money., i had to join them. Haha, ki la gbe ki le ju...... My feeling was not with such acts so i declined... I tried my hands on betting with the small money i was getting and i specialised in Aja sanre (dog race) bet and Nigeria premier league but it was a disaster back to back.. The highest i won ever was 750 naira.... Even the bet numbers i collected from isaku, the mad man failed to work for me , twice despite working for many people earning them a lot of money... I tried to join labourers in carrying blocks at sites on saturdays... After doing it twice, i had to run for my life as alomo and ogidiga plus robb could not cure the back pain and suffering i experienced after those days.... The fact that i couldnt attend lectures after those days and All that work for a meagre 1200 naira discouraged me.. And here i was , debts upon debts... Iya kunle provisions has warned me not to come to her shop again untill i pay her money and iya Suliat raw food and stock fish shop almost poured water on me and insulted me in front of suliat who i wanted to parol the last time i visited them. No babe i could call to help me as i has seperated with my pretty nkechi in the interest of buha and the nation.... And now hunger they wire me so ...hunger dey deal with me and wan turn my wande coal body to 9ice. I was already looking for rope and a nearby banana tree to commit suicide when an incident triggered my first ever pot stealing .... i was still contemplating on the colour of the rope to commit suicide when i finally decided to go to one of my friend side who we have since quarelled and seek for his forgiveness. Even if na 2 cups of garri and rice make i manage am take survive...... I wore my garment of humility and set for his house about an hour journey from my home .... I wore my goodluck toms and set for his house with my own legs sweating profusely under the sun. The last five naira on me i could not even use it to buy water as sachet of pure water is now 10 naira... Finally, i got there and Unfortunately for me, he was not at home..., haa, the devil is a liar.... today na today, if i no see this guy i no go go house... 30 mins, 1 hour pass...my guy never come and i no get him number.. Even if number dey. Credit to call no dey...even mtn customer care don call me to repay my debts or they will blacklist my sim... Me i just ignore them... Blacklist nkor, reddington ni.... I was still there waiting when the aroma of a nearby cooking red beans penetrated into my nostrils. My stomach was already singing tonto dikeh and vic O songs and i could not take it anylonger... I tried to see the face of the person cooking the tasty food and lo and an behold it was a guy.... But the way the guy bone him face take dey cook the food, dey carry salt and pepper put inside the food with strong face, approaching him to please help me with some of the delicacy might be a wrong decision to make.... To be continued

dis story.... next

:yes:

Nxt.

Episode 4 i watched with hunger and grief as my guy added the ingredients into the pot of beans.,.,, The kind hunger wey dey gbam me fit make me vote for donald trump.... I was fighting a battle with my consciousness as to how i will talk with this bros to help me with the food.... One voice was saying steal it and go while one was saying seek permission...What will jesus do in this situation ? But ogbeni forget jare, the hunger wey dey gbab person now no dey during jesus era.... I was still unsure about what to do untill i saw this guy adding crayfish... Person wey dey add crayfish to beans this kind periods go surely gallant small.. God forgive me please.... I looked around left and right ....and took a step of faith, slightly removed the lid and tasted the food and oh my God........it tasted so good... Or na the hunger make the food sweet for my mouth.. I was still taking the 2nd taste when i heard voices in the house conversing about the food... "ope, d beans don done ? No, adio, e remain small ? Tor, you sabi say na me, you, tolu, tola and jude dey chop am,. Make e no burn oo.. You don forget say duke and ahmed sef go chop, i go go check am now sha .. Shior.... And here i was ,with a pot of beans that would hardly satisfy me on a normal day and about 8 people are conversing on eating it... My initial plan was dropping the pot from fire and eating enough to fill me up and leave the rest for them but my plan had to change after i heard someone saying.... The beans suppose to done.... I noticed a black nylon on the floor and fia ,,,,,,, I WAS GONE........ I tried to imagine the kind of expression on the faces of the guys as i usain bolted through the passage and straight to my house..... I immediately poured the food in a nearby cooler in the kitchen and locked myself inside where i sat down the manna from above and ate it with garri, my meal for the past 3 days... Even the jehovah witnesses that brought the good news of christ didnt make me move an inch And indeed, stolen bread is sweet... By 10pm ,with my hand gloves on, i went to return the pot to a easily noticeable place around the house and wrote with my left hand, a two page apology letter giving reasons for my act.. I spent six hours the next day asking for forgiveness and explaining to God why i had to go for another mission of such... i knew from henceforth, i was really into the business... So i started full time.... And like a serious worker shld, i acquired my tools... Gloves, two bagco sacks and my number one tool ,,.,.,,,,,,,,.,.,,,,, a Big Food flask..... And this was how i started the full time ministry... I scouted for houses that were mostly face me i face you and dose that cooked food in the open.,,, i also took cognizance of the inhabitants with special interest in those houses that had less males and more females, children or aged people... I also made i did my business in areas far from my house. Sometimes i walk several kilometers away from home..... Once i study the pattern of cooking, inhabitants and security...i strike... Sometimes i go with the pot and food and most times, i pour it in the cooler... I majored mostly in beans and rice with occasional visitations to yam and solid food... I became the master and saviour to my neighbours who kept wondering how i was getting food to eat,,,they would just see me with cooler and know say " Food don land.. I told them i was buying the food from restaurants.... Most of my hostel mates now depended on me for dinner and i was happy to be a vessel and channel to bless me much to dismay of my ugly female neighbour opposite... For a whole month, i kept on in this act , new locations everyday, new pots everyday. In short , i began the Anini of stealing food on fire and waged war on the land..... i made sure i didnt steal raw food because which kerosene i go use cook am sef... In the 2nd month of my booming enterprise, i introduced, Ategun, my neighbour who was eating far too much of the food i was bringing... This is not time to be eating free food anyhow, and so ategun joined me and we became Batman and Robin... News spread fast of our activities and people started becoming vigilants.. We rested one week in which we stole some drinks from iya suliat shop and resumed back in the pot stealing but making our activities more prominent concerning dinner food... Everybody was complaining but we were getting fatter and fresher.Anybody ask us how we day do am,,, we go say na God.." ;D tho mama still dey struggle send money small small, it was really to no effect... Papa had even backed out totally and reports from home has it that gulder and trophy are now papa 5/6.... But here i was eating and living well. Not knowing that the end is near.... TBC

d day wey den go catch u ehn!.. den go use you to cook sef! :yes:

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i pity ur lyf..one day they'll surely put poison in dis food wit hope of you stealing it and dying!

Tough times

Hahahahah

hhehehehehehe

Hahah mak dem catch u 1st

so u com thief d beans..Chai

lmao

Episode 5 This was how i continued in my flamboyant lifestyle... .... enjoying and flexing.... A week before i was caught, a young preacher had walked up to me and warned me to depart from any evil act i was doing... I just ignored his supposed rants... Which evil i dey do ? My house became a sort of holy land of food for boys..... With a good fridge nearby, food was never a probelm.... My test results were going fine.. I was on the verge of getting a new babe.... Everything was going smooth..... Not untill this particular saturday....... By this time, i don reconcile with my neighbour... Infact we were closer than before we fought... Food was no longer a probelm.... her sweet companionship made me to forget about the whole change shii in the country...... Food dey my fridge,,, drinks were not missing too but this particular saturday, na Beans dey do me chop.... I approached my neighbour and asked her for beans but she stated that the last one was cooked yesterday by she and her friends...... " and looked for you yesterday but you werent around. But i will get it for you , just wait a little till afternoon ".... She stated . She hurriedly served me the jollof rice with 2 fried meats she cooked that morning which i ate and drank pepsi on top .... But i was still not satisfied... I could not wait till afternoon when she would cook the beans... I needed the beans right away.. I finished the jollof, got my backo bag and cooler and returned her plate to her.... I told her i was going out and would soon be back but as if she knew what was going to happen , she held on to me and insisted i stay with her...... Despite my agitations to leave, she playfully still held onto me and while we were still struggling, light come.... " eh, have you forgotten about your test tomorrow" there is light now, let me give you my modem so you can go online and read with it..." haha, before i look left, look right, this girl don push me for ontop bed.,... Boo, boo why are you doing me like this ? She stated as she started caressing me and fighting world war 3 with my belt.... This was around 9 am in the morning... What could make her so horny so early.... I started having reservations about the cucumber she sliced on my jollof rice because i sha noticed the cucumber was greener and tasted more mature than a normal cucumber... She planted a kiss on my lips as her extra extra soft boobs collided with my bony chest and sent a tingle down my brain and blood down " My down".... I almost forgot about my mission today as the kissing got intense, i grabbed a copy of the benovelent water melon as i unhooked the bra like james bond and the jezebel in her sprang up... I started seeing the afro candies in her .... Omo, last last na to use pillow cover the face.... I quickly connected my phone with aux cord to her speaker and started playing gospel music in order to reduce any noise that may be coming from her.. The song "igwe blasted from the speakers... I didnt know that God was packaging my punishment... Myself and this girl were on cloud 9 as i brought the pillow nearby to cover the face as i penetrated the passage of joy... So last last, i go f this babe... I was just about to start when Nathaniel bassey, someone knocking at the door played and we actually heard a knock at the door... I hurriedly started to adjust a little bit... Calm down boo, stay with me " she said as she held onto me....... Stay with me nkor, HELLO NI.... WHAT if that was her boyfriend ? I was actually a lil bit scared and prayed i had not gotten myself in trouble... Whos there " she asked as i started looking around for my clothes.... Aunty e, ruka ni.... Mummy lo fi ojeun ran mi... To te di le kun mo ori ( its your aunty ruka and your mummy sent me to give you food stuffs).... Who is aunty ruka ...i whispered.. Its a long story.... Please help me drop it outside ma,,am busy haa, she asked me to collect something from you too.... The voice outside replied.. What is that..... Haha, open the door now, willl i be shouting everything outside here.. But my boyfriend is inside ehn,, what does he have that av not seen... Please answer me.... The aunty replied harshly.... I quickly wore my shirts and trousers, unplugged my phone, carried my backo bag and set for leave... Dont go now, we can continue wen she leaves... She begged me holding onto me.... Dont worry.... When am back ,we can continue.. Pls stay now ,,, no , am coming back now.... I quickly kissed her with my eyes closed and promised her again that i will be back..... Dont be long ooo.. She stated.... I opened the door to meet the supposed aunty who had swollen up with an obviously angry face outside,,, she was more of like an househelp tho. I greeted her and even offered to help carry some of the foodstuffs inside but she replied coldly and waived it off.... Odabo ma... E pele .,,, e ku se oo... E ku se kara kara.,... Hmmmnn .. She said with a big grin as she shook her hand..... Who send monkey.... I hurriedly stepped out of the gate and set for the pot of beans.... Tbc

Episode 5 This was how i continued in my flamboyant lifestyle... .... enjoying and flexing.... A week before i was caught, a young preacher had walked up to me and warned me to depart from any evil act i was doing... I just ignored his supposed rants... Which evil i dey do ? My house became a sort of holy land of food for boys..... With a good fridge nearby, food was never a probelm.... My test results were going fine.. I was on the verge of getting a new babe.... Everything was going smooth..... Not untill this particular saturday....... By this time, i don reconcile with my neighbour... Infact we were closer than before we fought... Food was no longer a probelm.... her sweet companionship made me to forget about the whole change shii in the country...... Food dey my fridge,,, drinks were not missing too but this particular saturday, na Beans dey do me chop.... I approached my neighbour and asked her for beans but she stated that the last one was cooked yesterday by she and her friends...... " and looked for you yesterday but you werent around. But i will get it for you , just wait a little till afternoon ".... She stated . She hurriedly served me the jollof rice with 2 fried meats she cooked that morning which i ate and drank pepsi on top .... But i was still not satisfied... I could not wait till afternoon when she would cook the beans... I needed the beans right away.. I finished the jollof, got my backo bag and cooler and returned her plate to her.... I told her i was going out and would soon be back but as if she knew what was going to happen , she held on to me and insisted i stay with her...... Despite my agitations to leave, she playfully still held onto me and while we were still struggling, light come.... " eh, have you forgotten about your test tomorrow" there is light now, let me give you my modem so you can go online and read with it..." haha, before i look left, look right, this girl don push me for ontop bed.,... Boo, boo why are you doing me like this ? She stated as she started caressing me and fighting world war 3 with my belt.... This was around 9 am in the morning... What could make her so horny so early.... I started having reservations about the cucumber she sliced on my jollof rice because i sha noticed the cucumber was greener and tasted more mature than a normal cucumber... She planted a kiss on my lips as her extra extra soft boobs collided with my bony chest and sent a tingle down my brain and blood down " My down".... I almost forgot about my mission today as the kissing got intense, i grabbed a copy of the benovelent water melon as i unhooked the bra like james bond and the jezebel in her sprang up... I started seeing the afro candies in her .... Omo, last last na to use pillow cover the face.... I quickly connected my phone with aux cord to her speaker and started playing gospel music in order to reduce any noise that may be coming from her.. The song "igwe blasted from the speakers... I didnt know that God was packaging my punishment... Myself and this girl were on cloud 9 as i brought the pillow nearby to cover the face as i penetrated the passage of joy... So last last, i go f this babe... I was just about to start when Nathaniel bassey, someone knocking at the door played and we actually heard a knock at the door... I hurriedly started to adjust a little bit... Calm down boo, stay with me " she said as she held onto me....... Stay with me nkor, HELLO NI.... WHAT if that was her boyfriend ? I was actually a lil bit scared and prayed i had not gotten myself in trouble... Whos there " she asked as i started looking around for my clothes.... Aunty e, ruka ni.... Mummy lo fi ojeun ran mi... To te di le kun mo ori ( its your aunty ruka and your mummy sent me to give you food stuffs).... Who is aunty ruka ...i whispered.. Its a long story.... Please help me drop it outside ma,,am busy haa, she asked me to collect something from you too.... The voice outside replied.. What is that..... Haha, open the door now, willl i be shouting everything outside here.. But my boyfriend is inside ehn,, what does he have that av not seen... Please answer me.... The aunty replied harshly.... I quickly wore my shirts and trousers, unplugged my phone, carried my backo bag and set for leave... Dont go now, we can continue wen she leaves... She begged me holding onto me.... Dont worry.... When am back ,we can continue.. Pls stay now ,,, no , am coming back now.... I quickly kissed her with my eyes closed and promised her again that i will be back..... Dont be long ooo.. She stated.... I opened the door to meet the supposed aunty who had swollen up with an obviously angry face outside,,, she was more of like an househelp tho. I greeted her and even offered to help carry some of the foodstuffs inside but she replied coldly and waived it off.... Odabo ma... E pele .,,, e ku se oo... E ku se kara kara.,... Hmmmnn .. She said with a big grin as she shook her hand..... Who send monkey.... I hurriedly stepped out of the gate and set for the pot of beans.... Tbc

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Ok go thief ur beans

Hmm

Interesting nd funny...i can't laugh oh..pls ride on.

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I no fit shout.

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Episode 6 As i was moving, various christian and islamic messages warning against evil doers blasted from various speakers across the streets but i turn a deaf ear..... The first house i got to which i knew they would be Cooking by that time seemed to have beefed up security..... I have not even entered the surronding when someone started asking who i was... I had to leave........... The second and third house i do visit were cooking yam and rice and left it unguarded but it was beans i was targeting.. It was just like a spell.... All this while , the time was now around 1pm under hot sun.... I finally got to where my desired meal was being cooked and acquainted a little girl.... I quickly scoped her to tell me the name of any guy living in the building after i formed a name and said i was looking for the person... Is it broda tolu..... Yes tolu, is he around no but he will soon be back, ok, i will wait..... I said as i started scanning for an escape route ... I greeted all the women in the compound and even cracked jokes with them while i watched as the beans was going to its last stage of preparation... Immediately i noticed the food was done, the woman cooking it placed the food on the table outside and went to buy detergent which i presumed is to wash the plates... On sighting this , i set to action After cracking some jokes about how five naira could not buy anything again and some other irrevelant stuffs, i noticed that the women were already friendly with me.... While they were still laughing, i sneaked to the back and quickly removed my cooler.... Haha , Obe So !! I looked left and Right and quickly poured the beans into the cooler but i left like three spoons of beans in the pot for the woman so it will not be like someone is wicked.... I placed it back gently and wiped the back of the pot where the beans spilled on.. I muttered a silent prayer for the succesful mission and headed towards the backdoor... Only for the little girl i met earlier to come and corner me at the back...... Uncle Tolu is back ........ She shouted... Haaa, My God..i knew i was in trouble when she stated this as i did not know the so called tolu neither does he know me.. "tell him am coming back, lemme go and buy food first eh " with that, i hurried forward with the hope of getting away from there and never coming back... Uncle where are you going.. I said am coming back.... I said angrily as i made attempt to push her off my way... " But I saw you pouring mummy kehinde beans inside .....your cooler.." tina what is happening there " ? ... I could hear a husky male voice question the girl from inside the house as urine trinkled down my 50 cents boxers... At this point , i had no other choice than to push the little girl to the floor as i made way for the door only for me to Meet the supposed uncle tolu at the door... Tina ,. Are you alright....he stated looking at me, battle ready... I turned back to try and run only to meet the man with the husky voice who happens to be tina father.... Were you trying to molest my daughter ' he said in the coldest manner any human has ever spoken to me.... No no... I said already shaking... So you are one of those paedophiles molesting our children.... We have caught you today " the man stated again as he started knocking on other tenants door to open up.... Daddy he was stealing mummy kehinde food " the devil incarnate of the girl stated.. No, i bought the food , i bought... Uncle tolu, do you know him ... The girl asked No , i have never seen him before ..... Haah, tolu tolu..... But all my attempt to resort to defence fell on its back immediately the woman who owns the food returned.... "where is my pot of beans " she stated as she dropped the detergent and other things she brought in... At this moment, i now know say I don fuck up.. No escape... To be continued

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Reside to faith

Make u leave school go village go hustle!

Episode 7 The finale ) At this point, i knew there was no escape..... This was when the beating and kicks in Episode one started... Everything i was trying to explain fell on deaf ears, The last thing i remember was daddy tina coming towards me with pestle. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i woke up after a three days coma in the hospital.... According to stories i was told, i was brought to the hospital after i stopped breathing and they thought i was dead.... It was mummy chiomobi that insisted i be treated as every other person left me for dead... My parents were called in...... My father refused to show up blaming it on transport fares as only my mama showed up.... That day, despite my sick nature, i heard the history of my birth and thousands of advices from my mama who caused a scene with her tears.... All my attempt to rope in Atele failed as the police claim there was no evidence and he left scot free,,, the shame was so too much in school even tho i managed to escape expulsion due to the pleas of my mother..... My Father disowned me and warned me never to step in his house again and claimed i must be a bastard... This almost caused a divorce btw my papa and mama. All in all, i dropped out of school in the 2nd year, and left with no option as i could not return home , i travelled to the big bros aka Kasadim the Money house in the next city.... Kasadim was that my elder brother who was into yahoo yahoo and there with him... I started a new chapter of yahoo and drugs... Which brought more dire consequences than i could ever bargain for.... As an adage says. Dog wey go lost no go kuku Hear Hunter Whistle.. THE END.... Written By classcaptain

So you too know the adage,i pity you sha

nice story

started by small head

Ok nicec one

u don die!

Lol

Nice story sha

Na Oga Bubu cause am

Nice one

Hahaha one chance

ur own don done!! can't wait 4 ur nxt ordeal..

Nemesis time for u.

lol

You don enter am

Nice story

learnt something from this story

Hahahh nyc

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Interesting

Lols.......nice work

Eh ya

Nice tori

this is serious

Lesson for thought

Nice beginning

What a story mehn

hmm.. unexpected turn

hmm.. interesting 7days for the thief one day for the chief

Hmm.. the verg of downfall doom looms around

hmm.. BUSTED!!..

hmm.. nice story

Whats ur begining? Lets hear you out

Thats the change for you

So u hijack the pot

anini of stealing food on fire, twale for you o

Beans kie u there

Beans don choke u today

Sorry o