A close friend shared this: Nigerian girls of these days are just
crazy. Imagine I met a girl one
evening. Beautiful, classy, well
shaped. She was fair and had an
intriguing look, the kind that a married
man would leave his wife for. I saw her stepping out of her compound,
obviously going on a date by the way
she was dressed. As a sharp guy, I
was quick to say hello. "May I talk to you for a second?" Fake eyelashes batted at me as she
looked me over. I was coolly dressed,
not fashionably, but enough to pass
through the first test. She said sure, I
could talk to her. I wasted no time
telling her I admired her looks and would love to be friends with her.
After just a slight hesitation, she said
okay but she was going somewhere.
My car was parked close so I offered
her a lift. She declined politely. Then I
asked for her number. I thought she was going to say no but
surprisingly she called off her
number. As I said goodbye and she
sashayed away, I felt cool. I was the
man and I had gotten a phone
number within a minute. I swaggered away to my car to drive off and plot
my next cool moves. Unfortunately, I ran into some guy
and we stood there talking. The
conversation lasted up to thirty
minutes only for Honey (Not her real
name) to return. Obviously, her date
or wherever she went to, was fast or didn't work. And she knew the guy I
was with. So she stopped over, was
exchanging greetings with the guy.
Then she told the guy that I was
chasing her. The guy vouched for me as a sharp
guy and told her to accept. See me
wahala oh. I had not even started the
chase. That's when Honey checked
me out again and trouble started. First she asked me what I did for a
living. I gave the lie I always gave
that I was a graphics designer. She
checked out my Toyota Spider and
concluded that I was loaded. Then
she told me that anyone dating her must spend on her. I smiled and said
cool. She then told me that she was
from Owerri and she was in her final
year, about to write her final exams,
and was considering a graduation
party. She asked if I would attend. I said I was not sure. Then the first
bombshell came. Source: http:// skitcentral.blogspot.com.ng/2016/08/
how-girl-wanted-to-turn-me-to-
atm.html
