Fabricated and stolen from the missing moon
.... This is how Nigerians may react to the news
of the missing moon: The sighting of the moon was
Inconclusive -INEC Useless idiot imbecile moon with craw
craw nyash. Mtcheeew -Whilemina Moses The sighting of the moon has been
adjourned till tomorrow -Abuja High Court The sighting of the moon was not
altered, a committee will be set-up to
be headed by Sen. David Mark
(Chairman Senate committee on
Observation) -Senate The moon has already been sighted
tomorrow -Lai Mohammed That missing moon looks like one big
nipple -Obinna Azubuko The anomally in the crescentic illumna
of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy
is tantamount to more crinkum
crankum & hoola-baloo -Patrick Obahiagbon The APC was the cause of the moon
not sighted in Nigeria -Fayose We will create another moon for
Nigerians -APC Rumours have it that the moon may
have been a victim of domestic
violence for over 10 years. Shoki
arhhann -Stella Dimoko korkus That stupid moon is a learner -Sweetest Vivienne Due to none sighting of the Moon, the
Board of the Ulamas has been
dissolved and we shall fish out those
responsible for the missing moon. -Presidency We blew up the moon and we will blow
up more moons within 24 hours -Niger Delta Avengers Undercover sources report that the
moon worth 2.6 trillion dollars has
been found inside the underwear of a
housemaid somewhere at Abuja -Sahara Reporters Oh, what a lovely moon -Anwuli Oputa insha allah, We are responsible for
the absence of the moon in the sky.
This is just the beginning. We shall
use the moon to strike fear into the
hearts of the infidels -Boko Haram Mbok. This is Time to reach reachout
and bless the missing moon. Laila ijeoma Those responsible for the missing
moon will soon be apprehended and
charged accordingly. We have
evidence. -EFCC Only Nnamdi kanu can find the stolen
moon -Biafrans Oh my! Checkout the massive
eggplant on the missing moon -Linda Ikeji We know where the moon is but we
dont want to say -The US govt Now that the moon is missing, We
must all be on our best behaviour -Uncle Babz
