[b][color=pink]Akpors Was Coming Late At Night From A Party And Knowing That He Will Be Stopped At The Notorious Checkpoint Accelerated On Getting Close And Screeched To A Stop At The Police Checkpoint,Bringing Out His Head Through The Car Window,he Said To The Policemen "help! Help!! Help!!! Please The Armed Robbers Are Chasing Me"...All The Policemen At The Checkpoint Disappeared Into The Nearby Bush And Akpors Drove Away In His Car Laughing His Ass Off!![/Color][/b]