Women are widely said to be ambiguous
most times. These are some phrases
they like to use when they actually
mean something else. Women have incredible communication skills
that go way beyond what us men even fathom
as functional. Sometimes it’s hard for us to
understand what is really going on in any given
conversation. With the help of some expert
women I’ve compiled this list of common phrases women use that need to be translated
for most men to understand. Here’s what she
says and what it really means: 1. “I don’t care” Translation: “I care very much but I feel we’ve reached the point in our
relationship in which you should already
know what I want without me having to
verbally communicate it like a normal
person.”
2. “We need to talk” Translation: “You done MESSED UP!” 3. “I’m fine” Translation: “I’m not fine. I’m just done talking to you.”
4. “You’re fine” Translation: ”I will remember what you’ve done, forever.”
5. “Do whatever you want” Translation: “Do what I want.” 6. “How does this look on me?” Translation: “Tell me I’m pretty.” 7. “I’m calm” Translation: “Tell me to calm down one more time. I dare you.”
8. “Just forget it” Translation: “Your ignorance irritates me beyond reason. For your safety, just
walk away.”
9. “Are you serious?” Translation: “I’m going to eat you for lunch.”
10. “I was just kidding” Translation: “I was kind of kidding, but with an uncomfortably serious
undertone indicating that your behavior
is unacceptable and needs to change.”
11. “What did you just say?” Translation: “I can’t believe you just said that. Now is your chance to start
begging for forgiveness, which I’ll give
you in a few years.”
12. “OK, you’re right” Translation: “You’re so wrong, but I’m going to guilt trip you into admitting it by
saying you’re right and then waiting for
things to blow up in your face.”
13. “Who is she?” Translation: “You are not to contact, see or even think about her again. I don’t
care if she’s your second cousin.
14. “Maybe. I’ll let you know.” Translation: “I’m really not interested in doing whatever you suggested, but if I
can’t find anything better to do I’ll settle
– or I just won’t respond.”
15. “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes!” Translation: “We’re going to be very, very late.”
16. “You’re going to wear that?” Translation: “I will not be seen in public with you in that getup. Go change.”
17.Tense silence Translation: “Run.” *****
