[b] For a very long time,
Adamu has been
battling with
a leak in his roof.
A faithful night, there
was a heavy downpour
when
he had to move from
one corner of the room
to the
other to avoid drops
through his roof. Hence,
had a sleepless night.
The following morning,
he decided to fix the
roof.
After scouting for a
ladder in his
neighborhood, he
climbed his roof.
Climbing wasn’t anyway
easy as he was panting
and sweating. As he
was about setting off
fixing the damage, he
heard a knock on his
door.
“Hello” he screams from
the top of the roof.
A tattered looking
beggar showed up on
the other
side of the roof and
replied,
“Excuse me, can I see
u?” “What is it that u
want to tell me?”
Adamu
requested.
“Just spare me a
minute” the beggar
requested.
Adamu hustled his way
back to the ground,
looking tired and
demanded of the
beggar,
“Ok, what can I do for
u?” “Can I get N20”
requested the beggar.
Adamu retorts for
about 30 secs, then told
the
beggar,
“Follow me”
Both began climbing the
roof, panting and
gasping
for breath. They both
got to the top, now
seriously panting for
about 3 mins.
Then Adamu turns to
the beggar and said, “I
don’t
have!”
Whaaaaaaat? the beggar fainted[/b]
