Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked
her, "How do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help
Nigeria.""Well," said the Queen, "the most important
thing is to surround yourself with intelligent
people."Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how
do i know the people around me are really
intelligent?"The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you
just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The
Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send
David Cameron in here, would you?"David Cameron
walked into the room and said,"Yes, your
majesty?"The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this
riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered, "that would be me.""Yes, very good," said
the Queen.Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo.JONATHAN: Answer this. Your
mother and your father have a child, it's not your
brother and it's not your sister, who is it?SAMBO: "I'm
not sure, let me getback to you."He asked all his staff
in the Office but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,SAMBO: Your mother and
fatherhave a child and it's not your brother or sister,
who is it?"Dora answered sharply, "That'seasy, its
me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"Then he went
back to speak with President Jonathan.Sambo: Sir, I
have the answer tothat riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn'tmoving forward, I am surrounded by
Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"WHO IS
MORE INTELLIGENT?
