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good morning joke

By Samnolimit in 20 Jun 2016 | 05:22
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Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:

1st friend: Omo e b lyk say na me dat babe dey blow kiss

2nd friend: Guy leave dat one jare, no mind am
(then d lady signaled to him to come)

1st friend: Omo d babe dey kal me sha

2nd frnd: Ogbeni, no go

1st frnd: Y u go tell me make I knw go. Fyn babe lyk dat dey kal me, u say make I no go

2nd frnd: Guy abeg no go, no go(feeling pity)

(The friend ignored him and went over to d lady, she went to meet him nd dey both went upstairs. Suddenly as dey were abt to have fun, dey heard a car honking)

Lady:(on opening d window) ha! Dats my husband

1st frnd: Yeh! Mo gbe

Lady: Dnt worry, jst pretend lyk u re d laundry man nd iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths)
(dis guy spent d whole day ironing clothes cos d husband Neva left ome dat day again.
The next day he went over to his friend's place)

1st friend: Omo, shey u knw say na cloth I iron thru out yesterday

2nd friend: Shebi I tell u make u no go. All dat cloth wey u iron so, na me WASH AM

??????????????????? ™ Quality cares
20 Jun 2016 | 05:22
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Lol
20 Jun 2016 | 05:28
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Lmao!
20 Jun 2016 | 05:41
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;-)
20 Jun 2016 | 05:41
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Lol
20 Jun 2016 | 05:44
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Lol
20 Jun 2016 | 05:51
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Lol...
20 Jun 2016 | 05:51
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Kukukuku.
20 Jun 2016 | 05:53
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that your laugh wicked o @john walther
20 Jun 2016 | 06:01
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Lol the lady together with her boo planned everything
20 Jun 2016 | 06:07
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Yeeeee3eeeeeeee I cant laugh oh
20 Jun 2016 | 06:10
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Kikikikikikikikikikikikiki
20 Jun 2016 | 06:24
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