Ebuka was doing his geography assignment
with his dad...
DAD: Ebuka, which country is near to
U.S.A?
EBUKA: I don't know dad.
FATHER: I will beat you today if you don't
answer my question, because during my
own time in school, I knew everything and I
answer any questions my dad throw at me
correctly. Now again, which country is near
to U.S.A?
EBUKA: (trembling with fear) U.S.B
FATHER: (proudly) You are lucky you got it
right!
ONE WORD FOR BOTH