[b] N100 and N1000 were best friends one day they had an accident and both died. On reaching paradise entrance ,N100 was allowed to enter freely .
So N1000 asked the angels, am I not N10 times more valid than him? how can he enter while I'm outside? The angels answered N100 & his younger sister N50 always come to church but you are always present in bars, night clubs, restaurants & hotels, so disappear, I dont want to see u. Pls lets help N1000 to enter heaven....
Sir/ Ma N1000 is not too much for God. Put am for the offering box, haba. [/b]