FUNTIME

U no tell me u was marry. I know book more than u

1) my friend go and sat down,simple and corrected English u cant spoke,,,,,2)Go to that extrem end and draw water from the well

cold is catching me.. my sister is a girl

Told me what u want to told me let me went away. . . Open d air let d window come in . . You is calling me nd he is calling me, wil i division masef into twice??

1.She is my tight friend 2. I Cracked My Brain To Solve The Question 3.He Stabbed Me On The Back

1. All of u stand in a straight circle.. 2.the movie is sweet i wnt to watch again.. 3. The teacher is calling the two both of them 4. They sat adjacently opposite 5. The gateman was abt to be opening the gate wen oga arrived @pizzaro come and add urs i trust u on this

@konphido me i never hear dat one b4 oo,open d air let d window cum in hmmm,it is funny sha

_Wen i was seeing ur flashing, u cum in _My result is very fine, in fact i pass away _my junior br is very dark mur dan me _guns ar d dayz of my forefathers _it is d mountain dat is hia dat does not allow us t c d mountain dat is dia. _i said I sud b coming datz wen u came @somkhid, @komh @besty @kemkit @daintyshewa @japhola @tenniebenson @babe4biola @tofag @pizzaro @anitcham @promzy cum add ur own ooooo

@tommy06 d instruction is "murder" d english so it doesn't rilli mata if u'v heard it or not

All of u should be in a straight circle......

Lolz quyz u all are very funny ....well let me add mine.... 1.God thank u 4 spearinq my life... . 2.Please qo and switch of that tap . 3.What is stronq with you?? . 4.Please qo and buy Omo 4 me... . 5.The faith he had had,had had no effect on him.....lolx :)

mummy call u dat time dem dey kal u

@Pizzaro, how did u add that simile???

@Tiffany1 please Check ya private messaqes cos av sent it there to you....

heat is catching me. I cant fit to shout. What is doing you sef. Come and beat me now or do you tink am scaring of you

Give me two loafs of bread let me kill time

I'm thaughting dat all of u people are naughty beans, simple english are can not spoke, this is so badding and i am very vexing wit me

y are u kicking ball,instead of u to b counting ur book..you beta enta ur shoe nd go to sch

i caming to ur aus yesterday bt kicame i came,i came late

he falled and dead

Lolx..... i am eatin yesterday and my girl is comin to my house

D governor promise us dat he wil fire all community. and also water every were.

wat is wronging wit all of u, simply English u canot spoken, Dat is hw one of u caming to my huz and askin about my dieded friend. Me is a vexing right nwnw, bcos me is nt a fearing u"

Me fail English ?? Unpossible ??

My people of Coolval, it was not a small something!

Each and everybody murder English here I will went and report all of you b'cos I no fit come and die. Who pack motor her oya reverse back

Give me a rices

Open the window heat is happening to me

Let me spoke with my bos . . . I eant to bought rice and beans oo . . . .

Let me spoke with my bos . . . I want to bought rice and beans oo . . . .

I see u coming and i become disgraced and run inside to hid

Nepa have bring the light

Lolzzz,,,,,,,,,,dis is fun! Yesterday she refuse to respected me ℓ̊ will be dealing wit him dis night ℓ̊ only love his tallness

†ђε̲̣̣̣̥ family load is too heavy for me to carry Lolzzz,,,,,,,,,,,,omo com see englishes

@mray ,,,,,,,,,my frnd tenk U̶̲̥̅̊ joo

Lol I can't se e ur voice Go nd hangerin ur cloth

Hahahahhaha i don laff taya 4 hia... U guyz re funny woh....oya let me add mine. 1. I cannot come nd go nd die 2. Go outside nd be talking ur talk go. 3. That boy brain have die 4. U better go nd chop ur cane 5. She is a bad gal...she is alwyz kobalising me.

Make i put jara ontop... 6. Who mess? I am hearing bad smell

Wc jhawee @kemkit. Lolls! Ur ear sharp ooooooo @tenniebenson. am going t go out of here, u can not kills me wit laffing

The englishes all rof u is spoken is not correct, common engrish u can't fit spoke.... 1- I saw u satting dere and arl of a suddenly u is not dere agains. 2- I am hearing d smell of d food who cooking it. 3- U is coming ur own and I is going my own.

Can't u to greet. Lindown (kneel down) to greeting somebody. I have been carring (calling) u since can't u hearing me.

Have u paid your school FEES MONEY

how many age are u? 2.who song the sang.3.kneel on ur kneel,4.u re a stubborn

1.Did u seeing me in the radio yestaday? 2. i see u last nite for my dreamt early dis morning

Am not have name

I wil tel my mummy 4 u, the film is so sweet

I get out with ur girl .

Well I think I gat to appear this time. 1. You doesn't hear abi, I say enter ur shoe and follow me. 2. You, you and you we and the teachers staff coming your house yesterday you didn't around in your houses, what happening. 3. Haaaaaaaaa @pizzaro @Tiffany1 @swtharyomi @kuks @konphido @ibrams Sebi it does u peoples eyes yesterday that I didn't comes to schooling. 4. Haaaaaaaa aunty dey want to kobalise me oh, is no me does it naaaaaaa. 5. You better shut up your mouth abi u sees me In the yesternight ni. 6. This place is too small oh it cannot contain me oya dress I want to seat down. 7. I have tell him the thing u tell me that I should tell him. 8. Yesterday I see u, u enter bush. 9. Haaaaaaaa were why there no kobalise me now. 10. I will tell @coolval for all of u

U guyz r just 100funny... . . Ur englishes r kiling me o @T-DAK ibeg where u go since all dis daz cos I hear ram say na 1lekpa gurl go camp u 4 one big hotel wey make us no kulikuli see u... Anyway good to have u bck dear,I don miss u fa...

thanks @swtharyomi .I beg follow me beg our friends oh say make den no vez. I go finish my exam dis Saturday oh. Then am for u guys. Roll call, completion of my story and the likes. Thanks

@T-DAK uwc...wishing u a splendid perfomance in ur egzamination...goodluck dear.

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