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Funny ways to break up a relationship

Funny ways to break up a relationship

By pharm-vickymears in 9 Dec 2015 | 09:38
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[b]If you are tired of your spouse and this are the easiest way to break up[/b]
"16 missed calls?! You killed my
battery so you're capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"
"How come mosquito is biting me and
not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S
OVER!"
"You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!"
"So now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go
and find him because it's over between
us."
"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my future kids."
"They are shouting bird flu, you are
still cooking chicken. You want to kill
me? It is over!"
"I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. I can't
date someone who's not patient."
"Why are you using broom to sweep
my room when you know I support
PDP? It's over!"
"You are always abbreviating your
texts, you want our children to be short
abi? It's OVER!"
"I told you I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You
don't care about me. It's over!"
"You don't pay your tithe, if you can
cheat on God, then who am I? Park
your things........"

[b]N.B:- No be pharm.vickymears teach you ooo[/b]
9 Dec 2015 | 09:38
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i am reading and you are busy posting, @pharm-vickymears it's over between us :)
9 Dec 2015 | 09:43
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lollzz
9 Dec 2015 | 09:44
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If any guy try that one with na one Big Show K.O punch I go just give am
9 Dec 2015 | 09:51
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Hahaha seriously@pharm-vickymears you aint trying oooh lol
9 Dec 2015 | 09:52
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[b]hahahahaahhaah I love dat one @Individual .. Lol. Its festive period.. Ppl will break up to make up later[/b]
9 Dec 2015 | 09:52
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Hmm
9 Dec 2015 | 09:55
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Hmm reading this in public and am laughing, @pharm-vickymears you want people to start thinking am a mad man... [u][b]ITS OVER[/b][/u]
9 Dec 2015 | 09:57
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Lolz... Funny indeed. I'm hungry n u r busy cukin,cal it a quit
9 Dec 2015 | 09:58
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Lol..... @individual and @olamy4fun Welcome ooo @tenniebenson, you run away becos I ask 4 ur birthday cake abi?..... Anyways I miss you a lot..... Love you sis
9 Dec 2015 | 10:10
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lol
9 Dec 2015 | 10:14
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Posted by @originalannchilexdel b4 and @pharm-vickymears repost it again, it is over btw us.. Lolz....
9 Dec 2015 | 10:27
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Lolz..... Didn't know that @originalannchilexdel
9 Dec 2015 | 10:59
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Yeah i know, its a free world u know u can post and repost anything. No be only one person get am @pharm-vickymears. Now we are settled. Lolz..
9 Dec 2015 | 11:14
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