Funniest ways to break
up with your boyfriend /girlfriend ...
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16 missed calls?You killed my battery,so you are
capable of killing me...its OVER!!
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How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
you?i smell a conspiracy .its OVER!!
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You don't even
respect me,I'm talking and you are
busy breathing?its over!!
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So now you are drinking coke that has another
man's name on it,better go and find him because
its
over between us!
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So Beyonce 'drunk in love. is your caller tune? Am done with you...
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They are shouting bird flu,you are still cooking
chicken You want to kill me?its over...
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I called you and you picked up immediately,you
lack patience,i cant date someone who is not
patient...
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Why are you using broom to sweep my
room when
you know i support PDP,ITS OVER!!
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You are always abbreviating your texts,you want
our children to be short abi? its over!
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I told you i love my food hot but you refused to
warm my ice cream,you don't care about me! it's over...
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You don't pay ur tithe, if you can cheat on
GOD,then
who am i?
PLEASE PARK YOUR THINGS AND LEAVE MY HOUSE CUS IT'S OVER BETWEEN US...
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You can add yours ooO!!!!!!