Funny Nigerian Politicians...
1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland;
2) When sick, they go to Germany;
3) When investing, they go to America;
4) When buying Mansions, they visit London;
5) When shopping they go to Dubai;
6) When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas;
7) When educating their children, they select Europe;
8) When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem;
9) BUT, when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA.....
I beg help me ask them, is NIGERIA A CEMETERY???