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[funny joke] Akpos D silent-killer.

[funny joke] Akpos D silent-killer.

By Mubarak in 28 Dec 2015 | 11:15
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Akpors was in my church !! ADVERTISE HERE NOW!!
After the sermon, the Pastor
announced;
“If you are worshipping with us for the
first time in this church, you
are so special to us. The whole church will like to know your name.”
New comer: My name is Akporsisi
Akpobioroko Apurukutunaya
but you can simply call me Akpors.
(The congregations cheer) Pastor: Halleluyah!
Congregation: Amen.
Pastor: Mr Akpors, do you have any
prayer
request you want the church to pray for
you ? Akpors: Yes sir. The church should
help me pray
that God should promote
my Carpentry business
in this church more than how he
promoted it in my former church. Congregation:
AAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEENNNNN ► Funny Jokes ► Funniest Jokes ► Advertising Your Business Pastor: Brethren in the Lord, I will want
you to use
the whole of your strength to pray for
Bro. Akpors’s Carpentry Business.
Pray that God should promote his
business in this church.
(Speaks in tongues…) Masokokokokole
sebede!!!
Thus, said the Lord, Listen, that your
business
shall sell in this church more than where you
are coming from in million folds.
Congregation:
AAAMMMMEEEEEENNNN. Pastor: Mr Akpors, open your eyes,
your prayer
has been answered. You left your
former
CHURCH because the business was
not selling very well, abi? Akpors: Yes Pastor! Like I said earlier,
I am a
carpenter and I deal in casket selling.
Initially, my business was selling fine in
former
church because they were buying casket from me.
As the number of death keeps
increasing in
the church, my business was also
growing because they were buying all
the caskets from me. But after some time, there was
adeliverance
service in the church and members
stopped dying. It really affected my
business. That’s
why I had to leave the church to search for a
greener pasture.
Congregation:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Pastor: Mr Akpors, e no go beta for u!!!
Thunder
fire u!!! Na holy ghost go give, your
business shall not be promoted in Jesus
name…
28 Dec 2015 | 11:15
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28 Dec 2015 | 11:28
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Lol
28 Dec 2015 | 11:40
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So akpors don turn casket dealer
28 Dec 2015 | 11:43
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Akpors no well oo
28 Dec 2015 | 11:44
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hohohoho
28 Dec 2015 | 13:40
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Lol
28 Dec 2015 | 14:38
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Lmao
28 Dec 2015 | 14:45
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lolz... This was one of our old joke here
28 Dec 2015 | 15:07
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Lwkm
28 Dec 2015 | 17:09
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lol
28 Dec 2015 | 18:25
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lol
29 Dec 2015 | 04:23
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