I've been laughing since I got this joke.....but are we really this bad?
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything!They don't listen to instructions. They don't obey traffic rules.
They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely reckless!
GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me
later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten (10) minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Your Lordship i'll
you back. The issue has turned into a crisis ooo! An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo! (He stammers),they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air condition.