Lecturer walked into d lecture room & announced that there will be an emergency Test, went straight to d board, writes the
Instructions thus:
1. Time: 15mins
2. No copying
3. No Cancellation of Answers.
4. You’re free to open your notes & textbooks.
He then told the students to get set and began to dictate the Questions…
1. LIST YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
Immediately, students began to list. Guys were writing Pounded Yam, Eba, Fufu, Okro Soup.
Girls were busy writing Pizza, Sharwamah, Chicken, Dow naught, Vanilla, Ice-cream.
2. EXPLAIN HOW TO PREPARE YOUR FAVOURITE MEALS AS LISTED IN QUESTION 1
Yawa Gas…. See Girls and Cancellation.? They Cancelled & Started changing the No1 Question to… Dodo, Beans, Eba, Orange, Pawpaw, Egg, Yam, Tea, Akamu, some even wrote Water