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By Esisoh in 19 May 2016 | 17:44
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[16/05 2:47 PM] White Man.: PIDGIN PROVERBS. Pls enjoy And Share!!
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1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value
of pikin.
.
2. Woman wey never see
problem... na im dey still hold breast run.
.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear
pant sleep.
.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later é
go hear am.
.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
.
6. Weather hot!! e no mean say fowl go lay
boiled egg.
.
7. Eye wey dey cry, dey see road.
.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water,
wey say him march fish,
wetin him mama go march?
.
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no
know say the journey far.
.
10. Person wey don faint
before no be stranger to
death.
.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know
wetin hungry man dey see.
Now you fit add your own join.
[17/05 11:09 AM] White Man.: OYA SWEAR TRUTH TO GOD SAY U NEVA DO
ANY
OF THIS.
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with
salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india
vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch
and wake up on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth
on the roof for lizards to take it
and give you new ones.
7.- if u don't just watch your legs
n hands instead of bathing
before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside
uncompleted building or under
bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs
to build houses with sands.
11.- if u never write your name
on a paper and insert it into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if didn't close the fridge
door really slowly and see when
the light went off.
13.- if u neva wave at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u did heard of ghost that
stay under mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drive a single car
tyre with stick and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and
sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa
play e.g cooking leaf and sand
without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer
with bottle cover.
........then i guess ur childhood
was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....
....Do you knw it is not jangilova
epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE
A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw.
don't be shy. i don't knw either
until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult
don't knw dat nursery rhyme
"sandalili sandalili" is actually
"standard living standard living" i
knw u are singing it now again,
smiles...
[19/05 1:08 PM] White Man.: oyah sekem sekem sekem

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19 May 2016 | 17:44
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Lolxx... 9ix facts
19 May 2016 | 17:52
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9ix C&P sha
19 May 2016 | 17:53
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lol but I didn't no 16 o
19 May 2016 | 17:54
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wow... what a CONTINENT.... IM NOT A NIGERIAN BT I DID MOST OF ALL DAT AT MY CHILDHOOD... IM PROUD OF AFRICAN
19 May 2016 | 17:58
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hahahahahah
19 May 2016 | 18:00
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Chai! i laff tire
19 May 2016 | 18:03
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Never knew sandalili was standard living
19 May 2016 | 18:06
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Mehn!
19 May 2016 | 18:24
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Really funny
19 May 2016 | 18:41
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Lol...
19 May 2016 | 18:49
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lolz
19 May 2016 | 18:52
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i no do 7&16
19 May 2016 | 19:45
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lolzzzz u really remind me of childhood days, nice 1
19 May 2016 | 21:25
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omo see laff, i don laff piss 4 body
20 May 2016 | 03:40
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Real F A C T
20 May 2016 | 04:14
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Rotfl
20 May 2016 | 04:16
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Me I didn't play rubber band o..cos if my parent catch me ehn..
20 May 2016 | 04:20
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NICE FACTS.... I did all except 9
20 May 2016 | 05:48
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Lol
20 May 2016 | 06:29
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I know you, where u live, ur real face. thank God I know u very well.
20 May 2016 | 07:02
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lolz
20 May 2016 | 07:19
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lol,,never did number 7,8,14,15,16
20 May 2016 | 07:22
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Lolzzz..
20 May 2016 | 07:45
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Hahahaha, can't jst stop laffin I did all of dem
20 May 2016 | 09:28
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Hahaha true
20 May 2016 | 10:35
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I so much love my childhood. I play tire and i dd almost all those things. But now, who give u play? U don work finish? Hahahahahaha!!!
20 May 2016 | 11:00
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And ds proverbs ar superb.
20 May 2016 | 11:01
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U must Show ur real face ooooo
20 May 2016 | 11:02
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Kikikikiki
20 May 2016 | 12:40
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funny facts
20 May 2016 | 13:04
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Lolz..Vry Funny! My Childhood Was Reali Fun,I Did Almost All Dat.@peterbenzy U Need 2 See Dis.
20 May 2016 | 14:19
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Lolz
20 May 2016 | 14:41
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lolx
20 May 2016 | 16:20
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nice proverb
20 May 2016 | 17:23
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wawo what a world.
20 May 2016 | 17:28
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Did all that in my childhood days. I miss those days. Days full of sweet memories.
20 May 2016 | 18:03
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I didN do N◦ 16 Oooo!
20 May 2016 | 20:20
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B-)
20 May 2016 | 20:21
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Lol.. Those proverbs though
21 May 2016 | 20:24
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like seriously
21 May 2016 | 21:48
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LMAO
22 May 2016 | 11:22
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